God Emperor of Nextel

It could be worse. He could be a Raven this year.

The Reds win the tiebreaker

Ratboys is great. Elvis in the Freezer always makes me cry though (laudatory)

Is Threads Really Labeling Its Users As Antifa? You may have seen posts on social media this week claiming that Threads is now labeling posts from users who are suspected members of Antifa. Here's what's really going on.

I’m not on threads, but apparently it’s not a label being added but a bit people are doing

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How much of a bit is @cpsc.gov? That’s none of my business.

We can’t afford these ideological purity tests from Tolkien fans anymore. That’s what drove people to vote Trump in 2024.

Id be willing to call that a war on cars maybe

A calico cat lounging in a cardboard scratch material structure, shaped and printed such that it resembles an RV

My cats had a lovely cardboard RV until one of them puked in it (suspect in photo)

Each and every seam, bump, and hole in the pavement on my commute is a close personal acquaintance that I’ve learned to avoid. Any one of them being fixed would be noticed and appreciated.

OPACY from the left field side

They’re on trial even

It took minutes to type in the sketch anime streaming url for the episode I wanted using the phoneword keyboard, and I did it multiple times thinking “maybe the page didn’t load right, I’ll be able to find the video by arrow scrolling if I just try again”.

As a kid I really thought I’d be able to stream Bleach without using the computer because the Motorola Razr’s product page said it had a web browser.

They switched the carafes that have regular and hazelnut coffee at my breakfast spot one time and yes I should have read the labels but I still think they should go to jail. Some kinda osha violation I think.

Dr Venture from the Venture Bros, transformed into a caterpillar

The Whole Foods near my house recently switched from putting the bagged salad stuff at the top of the salads to putting them in first and the salad on top. This makes it so you have to dig through and spill the lettuce and whatnot to get to the wet bags of croutons and dressing and shit. 7/10.

I need my blanket that makes it inconvenient to adjust my other blankets in order to sleep

It doesn’t make sense to evaluate colloquialisms like this but “car park” is an inferior term imo because it sounds too nice. “Parking lot” more properly connotes that it’s a paved over vacant lot, even when it’s full.

I want a business where I need to organize voluminous records with index card catalogs that take up half a wall.

Michigan AG Dana Nessel comes out swinging against University of Michigan for stopping care for trans youth.

Hell yeah

I’ve seen TikToks that use Teenagers as the basis of a bit.

Is 70 proof even whiskey?

An xkcd comic of a “universal install script” #!/bin/bash pip install "$1" & easy_install "$1" & brew install "$1" & pm install "$1" & yum install "$I" & onf install "$1" & docker run "$1" & pkg install "$1" & apt-get install "$1" & sudo apt-get install "$1" & steamcmd +app_update "$1" validate & git clone https://github.com/"$1"/"$1" & cd "$1";./configure; make; make install & curl"$1" | bash &

I don’t know which Gatorade berry is. I only know them by color.

“We got pistachio and we got pistachio that’s actually good”

PRs for scooping and full litter changing