Ryan Baker

JVB's album is also insane, this summer has been incredible for rap. Still need to listen to the new Rich Brian but bro, Clipse, Tyler, JID, Chance, JVB, and Rich Brian all in a few months span is crazy

And this is after I was thinking releases were super slow in spring lol

Bro this new Chance album is making me so fucking happy. He was in my top 3 for years before he fell off and for him to come back this strong after this long is so incredible to me

there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

It’s a concentration camp and they plan on killing people there.

The choruses for Golden and Soda Pop keep replaying in my brain which would be bad by itself but the other lyric that's stuck there rn is "diamonds look like pee pee"

yes

The strategic end game of “Make America Healthy Again” is to justify Medicare & Medicaid cuts by arguing that any illness is your fault and so the government shouldn’t pay for a sickness you deserve.

Action Bronson: i put my gator shoes in the passenger of the chevy so i can drive cross country with my toes out / meet up with Polish friend, Suntan Sam, & we jumpscare pregnant women till we see some babies fall out

g-eazy: these hoes is pressed like a doorbell,

giving myself a gold star for this

We do not eat a credit card’s worth of plastic a week. This doesn’t pass even the most basic sniff test but also the paper everyone is quoting doesn’t even say that we ingest that much plastic and I’m sick of hearing it in credible places!!!

nyquil is lowkey goated in situations where operating heavy machinery is the vibe

them: oh i thought this other asian guy i saw walking around was you!
me:

As a pro-natalist with six kids, I realize how hard it is to raise children. Here's why the government should cut funding for schools, Head Start, and children's health groups.

oda: hey you see this guy you don't care about, i'm gonna make you weep over his backstory 1000 episodes later

image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—

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I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for

Wait this is just Porunga VS. Shenlong

Really cool Democrats kept the government open so the government could kidnap random people to sell off into slavery

Tyler the Creator tickets were like $400 so nah. But I did cop some Smino tickets so that's dope

once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!

I NEED GOOD, THOUGHTFUL LEADERS TO GET WAY BETTER AT USING THE INTERNET LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

Do feel like the theatre kids could start using their powers for good and doing a cappella singalongs of full musicals in politically expedient places. Weaponized annoyingness if you will

Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

Kitchen has Food.

Dawg they Freedom Fried us, it’s so over

Wherever possible please buy your books directly from authors and/or publishers. Even ebooks (then Amazon can't delete them either). We make a better cut and you get the same thing or better, plus Bezos and ilk don't get richer. Win win win.