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@dwizard.bsky.social

World Champion. "The World's Greatest and Most Powerful Wizard" - Aido

40 Followers  |  33 Following  |  164 Posts  |  Joined: 29.10.2023  |  1.9758

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Happy Christmas!

25.12.2023 16:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)
The title track from our new album "God Is Dead"Listen to "God Is Dead": https://orcd.co/godisdeadOrder "God Is Dead" on vinyl at https://shop.twintemple.com... Twin Temple - God Is Dead (Official Audio)

My new favorite Christmas song, ho ho ho!
youtu.be/4iWrY2QiXgc?...

25.12.2023 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

25.12.2023 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It'll be 358 on January 1 2024, THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS JANUARY 1ST, NEW YEAR'S DAY DEMOLITION!
LIVE! LIVE! LIVE IN ALDI CARPARK!

25.12.2023 14:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Killers of the Flower Moon is excellent. Powerful storytelling from Scorsese. Yes it's long at 3 hours but a much better investment of my time than some 6 hour Marvel of Star Wars series bullshit. It's an important film that covers relevant history, I learned a lot and the performances, top notch.

19.12.2023 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly.

16.12.2023 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same ☹

16.12.2023 23:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YEAY! MOOSEY BUBBA! WELCOME TO BLUESKY! 😘 Geordie star wars is feckin great.

16.12.2023 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Rolling Stones - Rocks Off (1972)
Edited by Nuno Monteiro 2009. Shot by Robert Frank (Super 8) in LA and NY, 1971. Rephotographed by Frank for the cover of 'Exile On Main Street. Rolling Stones - Rocks Off (1972)

"The sunshine bores the daylights out of me"

What a fucking line.

youtu.be/_lNP-x94-SE?...

16.12.2023 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Twitter Update: Bill does not think Bounty Bars contain nuts.

16.12.2023 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You starting a podcast?!

16.12.2023 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Bah, and dare I say, humbug, tis the season after all.

13.12.2023 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is that a threat or a promise 😍

13.12.2023 15:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Is that the one with audio from Lock Stock?

13.12.2023 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We had it on vhs in college 20 years ago, supposedly edited together by some film students in Newcastle in the 90s. Think most of it is on YouTube now.

13.12.2023 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Geordie Star Wars Clip Funny some offensive language
Clips from the infamous geordie star wars. Very funny contains some offensive language though so if easily offended this may not be for you. Geordie Star Wars Clip Funny some offensive language

@jo27.bsky.social You seen Geordie Star Wars? This is just a clip, the original is a mash up of the original trilogy, it's great.
youtu.be/b2c4Fr2J_q4?...

13.12.2023 14:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Button Moon would be a better introduction to SciFi for him tbh, bless.

13.12.2023 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not with that attitude it won't!

13.12.2023 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Is that Tatooine?"

No Peepers 😓

13.12.2023 14:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish I'd watched the first one in the cinema ☹
Won't make that mistake again. 💪

13.12.2023 14:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Taylor got some bangers Dave.

13.12.2023 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's what I think, he's not letting people delete their account.

12.12.2023 16:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You'd have Bill running after you too, offering to do it for a can of Special Brew.

12.12.2023 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Haven't deleted the app but tried to delete the account. I'm actually pretty confident I know the password too but it wouldn't accept it. 🤔

12.12.2023 15:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same.

12.12.2023 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Speak for yourself!

12.12.2023 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They both might, eventually. Stuck in their ways.

12.12.2023 15:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Good news guys! The advertisers are coming back to Twitter!

12.12.2023 15:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Came up with a delicious condiment for tonight's hotdog sandwich.
Finely diced half a yellow onion, added a finely diced clove of garlic and 4 red bird's eye chillies. 2 or 3 tablespoons of white vinegar, half a teaspoon of salt, 2 teaspoons of sugar.
Mix that up and let it sit for an hour, oh boy!

12.12.2023 12:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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