Summit Fever Dreams (Dylan K.)

chewy terrible cookie with an unreasonable amount of birthday cake ass frosting and bullshit idiot sprinkles

i'm like a truffle hog for these miserable pieces of shit. god they're the worst, all chewy and cloying. and no one bakes them! they appear fully formed in their plastic containers at the grocery store. disgusting morsels. i just ate 3 of them

They formed from Publix like Athena from Zeus’s forehead, a platonic ideal.

I miss Clippy so much! My lil buddy!

Another good one. I'm writing about California's recent drought history. Saying the lake has receded is correct; saying it "reached" 38 percent capacity is the exact opposite of what I'm trying to say.

I continue to be impressed at how the “AI” integration of spelling and grammar check within Microsoft Word actually makes for a far worse product than when I was first using spell/grammar check in *2002* as a kiddo.

A trash future per @trashfuture.bsky.social, indeed. #ai #letmedomyfuckingjob

So much joy is found at sunset - especially with the foreknowledge of sunrise 🏔️ ⛅️

Every ski resort should have waffles at the end of their runs. No doubt this would get tons of people into the sport. Sure as hell worked on me. ⛷️🏔️

#skiing

Fucking jump scare.

Wednesday night book date with my nugget (cf. wife) at the Eddy Hotel & Taproom in Golden! Slowly working my way through this military space opera of “calendrical warfare” 🚀📚🪐

#booksky #scifi

Shooting handguns is a good way to find out just how fucking hard it is to aim compared to anything with an actual barrel.

15 feet? EZPZ.
30 feet? That's a nice glass bottle you're holding there, it would be a shame if nothing at all happened to it through an entire clip.

🍾 🔫🥴

Kinda wanted him to say "my generation (millennials)" just so I could get some nostalgia.

This is how I treat Ordinary Sausage.

i tell this story every time these old photos come up but: I remember in film school one of my classmates asked what about film chemistry in the 1970s caused everything shot in NYC to look so brown and grimy and our professor was like "that wasn't the film, that's just what the air looked like here"

Ice COOP*. Somehow missed that typo 🥴

Drytooling at Boulder, CO’s Ice Cool tonight with friends. Ridiculous sport, both in the cool way and in the “what the hell am I doing” way. Absolutely cannot wait to go back; the gym playlist was all deep cut Daft Punk. ❄️🏔️🧗‍♀️👾

#climbing #drytooling #outdoors #colorado

I’m super fucking late on this, but I’m a professional epidemiologist who works in emergency management. Happy to provide resume, reference, dark souls skills, etc.

Goes to show I should spend more time on social media and not less, I guess.

Anyway back to rocks.

If a Dem says that then we can start laughing at them again and instantly become the most popular thing on the Internet. The dude currently in the White House got big because he bucked PC trends, so make him froth in the funniest, most memeable way possible. Or You Can Keep Sending Mad Emails Grr!

So do it. Beat them at their own game. They're a loser's idea of a winner, so why mince it? Boy's a pussy, and his billionaire boob-buddy will never be Tony Stark since he's neither smart nor pretty enough.

"Weird" made them froth so much because 1) it uncovers how much they're abject losers pretending to be patriots; and 2) it's real, tangible, and not this perfect sanitized "Oh Goodness We Need To Fight Back >:(" messaging that makes Dems soooo boring.

Oh did that word make you mad? Yeah, me too. I reserve it only for calling my cats "pussycats" when I want to unsettle my wife. But imagine - just imagine - how mad that guy would get if he saw Tim Walz do that, and how much the internet would explode over the hilarity.

I try to keep this page for cool diseases and climbing because I like big rocks and I cannot lie (ROCKS). Gonna break this for a quick second:

Dems think that the world works like the West Wing TV show. Screw that; I want to see my senator call Donald a pussy.

#youregoddamnright

These maps are terrifying but also so goddamn fascinating to look at. Thanks for the notification, using FHSV maps now for a bunch of hazard mitigation planning 🙏

Absolute shameless attempt to plug my epidemiological experience on my favorite podcast. But fuck it, if RFK Jr can buttplug his way into HHS then I can send a DM.

Let me know if you boys want to do an episode on the American Smallpox Epidemic of 1775-1782. It’s good timing given Washington himself was directly in favor of quarantine. Yeah you saw those years right. Yeah I want to bring up twink death again. See Fenn’s “Pox Americana”.

You being honest about divisive games is why you’re a motherfucker actually worth watching. Totally get it’s exhausting - and (not but), it’s why people trust you for the goods! Thanks for the vids 🙏

Dems think the world works like the West Wing. What we really need is someone to look the camera in the eye and call Elon a pussy.

Today's edition of "weird maps stumbled upon during work": the most bizarre shading scheme I've seen (in a map that could've been a list).

I get the cross-hatching. Tree rings magnified x100, less so!

(Source: www.atsdr.cdc.gov/toxprofiles/...)

#maps #geography #science

Big shout-out to Mouses Chocolates & Coffee in Ouray, CO for making adorable ice climbers on their chocolates. 🥶🧗‍♀️

#foodsky #outdoors #climbing #mountains

“Ice climbing in Ouray during a winter storm” is not something 12-year old Dylan would’ve ever believed he’d do one day - growing up in Florida notwithstanding!

Come to think of it, neither would 18, 22, 26, or maybe even 30-year old Dylan believe it. 🏔️❄️🧗‍♀️

#outdoors #climbing