Your Main Man Dave

one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

I like Talarico and he’s far better than Crockett. But there are so many times when he leaves me wanting more. He’s like a toddler trying to get up stairs and you wanna hold his hand so he get get to the right place.

I am not one of those freaks by the way

If you’re one of those freaks who tries to indoctrinate their toddler, this one is pretty good on labor rights and collective bargaining.

I mean I would not like to be filmed in that way. All of the world judging me…

It’s wrong to broadcast that. Reminds me of when I saw black fish and they jacked the whale.

Oh boy

I’m a little skeptical of the talky style singing, but we’ll see. Most of today I’m devoting to my basic bitch adoration for Zach Bryan and his new shit.

My sole point of interest is npr’s website saying RIYL: Cate Le Bon

I’ve never listened to them before!

Am I gonna like that Dry Cleaning album? It’s on my listen list for today.

On average, I spend about 20 minutes per day thinking about the Bad Bunny halftime show. My guess for big guest surprise is Missy Elliott. It makes too much sense.

Undoubtedly, I’ll be getting fatter

Me riding a bike.

Merry Christmas, everyone. I can already tell that the new year is for us balds.

A good gag would be to get a bunch of red and green condoms then come home and say “I got your red and green jimmies!” That’s a freebie from me to you

Oh my, this gave me a lump in my heart. All love to little B

For over a decade we’ve kept the pepper grinder in a specific cabinet dedicated to seasonings. This week my wife moved the pepper grinder to the vitamin cabinet without telling me. She’s like the Heath Ledger Joker.

Same! I think it’s been successful so far. I have a few quibbles, but overall it’s just fun as hell

My wife got me the Pentax 17 (fancy!) for my birthday. Here’s Edith on ye olde Fuji 400

Looks great! These half frame cameras are so much fun. Been loving mine.

You Got the Silver - Rolling Stones. I think there’s a few Keith vocals songs

I mostly don’t wear a helmet for commuting and this upsets non-cyclists beyond belief

If you drop a spotify wrapped on here Chotiner is gonna get your ass.

Recently had my fuel pump replaced and after retrieving my truck the mechanic sent an automated “are you satisfied?” text. I responded that the check engine light was on and he replied with a YouTube video showing how to discern the check engine light codes on a 1994 Toyota. What a fucking boss.

I’ll never be able to take care of things like he does

1992 Geo Tracker (red)

God dang, my dad’s Geo is so pimp

RFK running through a wall like a cartoon when he hears the news

No matter what happened tonight, Curtis Sliwa is still mayor to his 17 cats.

Sick moves g

I have a complicated relationship with Oasis because Noel Gallagher is the worst lyricist who ever lived and he plays guitar like John Squire wearing oven mitts, but when the Big Guitars hit right before the second chorus of Champagne Supernova I'm always like