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@turtlebee.bsky.social

Going through my bird phase in a big way.

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You've got to admit, the AI trained on tons of at least semi professional code learning "TODO: Write tests" is a valid testcase is a pretty good bit.

09.10.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it does. Seeing "you didn't do x, pay more" just feels worse. Just like fines hurt more than bonuses feel like wins.

09.10.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Screw insecure, how forgeable is it? (very) How does anyone know it's actually Trump sending messages? The fucker forgets half of what happened five minutes ago, he's not going to remember what he told them. If seven countries don't have the ability to forge a message from him they are slacking.

09.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's Boardssey but I've never used it.

08.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gough as in cough

08.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you start with treats you get poops, it's part of nature

08.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gough

08.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also fuck long zoom job interviews they suck and are much harder for the interviewee

08.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damnit, you can't call it an onsite interview if it's done over zoom!

08.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i assure you there is no videotape anywhere near this phone

08.10.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my mind is as pure as my lonely posts

08.10.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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is this rock acceptable in a pinch?

08.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even big companies fit the 90/10 rule. a serverless product should be built to work cleanly with non-serverless cloud offerings as well though.

08.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

less than 5x and a good one can be a deal when you realize how much "all that hard stuff" accounts for. (disclaimer, I worked on two different serverless systems)

08.10.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite around the corner pizza joint is very 420 themed and after years of going there I finally realized their address is 420 Castro.

08.10.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At signup you put down who you want contacted when you watch porn.

08.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now with extra spit

08.10.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm seriously considering this for No Kings. I have frogs everywhere.

08.10.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit it's not 600 pages? One of the ones I'll finish? Hell yeah.

08.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I the only one who balked at welcoming back an AI race that had already once almost wiped people out with one malicious hack? You know there's at least a few other buffer overflows hiding in there!

08.10.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss pre-covid cheeseboard too

08.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cults fall apart FAST when the leader dies

08.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the special oreos might be hit and miss, but when they hit, damn do they hit.

08.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wait, this is trying to make noem look good?

08.10.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

but he shouldn't. ick ick ick. dude is just ick.

08.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nobody should marry cyclops, dude is unfuckable

08.10.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's chainsaws, right?

08.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

looking at those dudes, you couldn't afford it

07.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

engineers be better interviewers, challenge level impossible

07.10.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

self checkout is your friend here

07.10.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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