The Birds The Turtles and The Bees

Their pee is also much stinkier.

Fringe would have had even less continuity between seasons.

All I can think is how disgusting some of the pods would be in less than a week.

Throw in a couple of "while cleaning you found this thing in this really stupid place, remember that I'm dumb like that" and I might actually be able to find shit.

I want an AI that I can just tell "you moved your cufflinks to <place> because you are dumb and think that's a good place to store them" and two years later I can ask it where the hell my cuff links are and it knows.

You shouldn't be allowed to change both your pfp and username at the same time, it takes me weeks to figure out who this new asshole is and why I'm following them.

Angier.

How did I end up with so many usb cables?

You can just say "minor Kennedy cousin" you know. No need for the redundancy.

Where does all this dust come from?

Did you read the bit where six of them got killed? People don't generally sign up to be suicide troops unless they are really really desperate.

Yeah, 8 Ball.

"False flag" as in you dress up your people in the flag of the enemy and make them do horrid shit so you make people demand you retaliate.

False flag means it was intentionally provoked (or even done by other state actors) in order to cause a backlash that lets them do violence on the, supposed, perpatrators.

For instance:
"Did they at least bother to make the speedboat the USS Maine?"

It's a combination of that and "come on guys, don't give them a pretext, this is dumb." I mean if you thew a snowball at some big wanna tough guy who wasn't a cop and you would expect to get an ass beating if you couldn't defend yourself.

I really really hate how when people are killed in a way that looks like it could lead to bad shit the immediate response from lefty conspiracists here is that it was a false flag. The world is not some bad tv spy thriller, it's much, much stupider than that.

They also are simply the rare US company that still remember syou need employees to stay in business and not treat them like assholes you sometimes gotta put up with but would very much prefer didnt come in here.

I rode a bike 3-4 miles on country roads to go to 1st grade. Sure the first times my parents guided me, but after that it was just what you did. (And I didn't even live in the country! For some reason it was just where the school was.) And there weren't 4 kids. It was just how life was then.

Need to get you some hydration cremes and concealer.

Very OK. Continuing education is part of their goal.

Unless he goes home and does something I'm not allowed to suggest he does he's not miserable enough.

Mike Thompson wouldn't be a horrible interm president.

did he shit himself to death on stage yet?

Sorry, GoldenEye was bad, Pokémon Snap was mid, same with Diddy Kong Racing, and SSX was the best snowboarding game by far. The star wars racing game was poop.

Paper Mario, though? Hell yeah.

What if he shits himself in public again?

I have never seen a game make it past a few rounds.

Bsky nomic.

Feel like Coup needs at least zoom.

The cutest terrorist

Today she's obsessed with flying over and landing on my nose/eyebrows and my screaming "not the face, not the face" is just encouraging her and my eyelid now has talon scratches and birds man, birds. 🪶

Meta has, since preIPO, struggled to hire and maintain those kinds of engineers because even in tech they are known for being run by scumballs with one of the worst at the top. Not quite as bad as Palantir/X but this was before those were as important.