🌪️ Frankenstein's Monster Hog 🔥

Back in 2009, they rebranded the Franklin Institute as "The Franklin." They quickly changed it back because "[l]ocals may call it The Franklin conversationally, but making the colloquialism official didn’t sit well." Anyway they rebranded the Philadelphia Museum of Art as "Philadelphia Art Museum."

Microsoft product: survey, King?

Me: no

MS: how would you rate this product?

Me: a lot better if there were fewer surveys

Also Steve Dimson

That's a mirror

Shame they blew it then with the worst possible candidates to meet the moment

Same lol. Gonna bet that lady's resistance persona torpedoed at least one meaningful relationship in her life

Who gives a shit what that (credibly accused) pedophile has to say

They put on the uniform to do the bidding of the government to brutalize another state c'mon man

It is always 2016 from now on

Tsk the feds aren't sending their best with this shutdown going on

Looks like 2028 is going to be the next 2016

You just know that hair is hiding pointy ears

Person who was overly influenced by Aaeon Sorkin's The Newsroom: I'm the newsroom

I hate to say it but I am glad these ding-dongs got their funding yanked if this is how they're still deciding to frame things

Yawn Estrus

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

John Flatus

eleanor goodplace realizing that this is the bad place

six months into being on any new website

Oh it's gonna be BAD bad when it pops

Man at least when Republicans lose they generally tend to go away. Meanwhile the Dems just keep regurgitating the same failed candidates like a mother bird feeding its young

Nominative determinism strikes again

For some men losing their hair at a young age makes them evil

"Wanted me to print up flyers and banners for her big promotion about horses called STOP HORSE SLAUGHTER but either she wrote it down wrong or i wrote it down wrong and on the big day of the promotion all the sign stuff said STOP HORSES LAUGHTER and nobody donated any to the cause except for me"

Computers don't have assisted suicide laws so yes

I don't see your ass out on the streets getting shot with pepper pellets

All this talk about LLMs when all that needed to be said was said in 1959: "All you're leaving behind Corry, is loneliness."

i'm taking the ai chatbots to the flesh fair

they're gonna bring back a limited run of the Dilberito at Shake Shack when he does