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how the fuck did i just hurt my tailbone by sneezing while laying in my bed

whale tail is very much in for 2026

fish kissing technology would be a game changer for how i say goodnight to my pet fish every night

Doing art badly is good and sacred

if i was an eye doctor i think i would fall in love with all of my patients

Germany: No Land for Jews (Still) A Jewish journalist, who was charged with antisemitism over his support for Palestine, reflects on how Germany's unflinching support for Israel has fueled the suppression of Jews once again.

“Germany: No Land for Jews (Still)”

A Jewish journalist, who was charged with antisemitism over his support for Palestine, reflects on how Germany's unflinching support for Israel has fueled the suppression of Jews once again.

I have given a compliment to every person who has come into my office today. there WILL be kindness and love in this world if i have to put it there by myself

in critical need of warm soup

plz grant me da strength to wash my hair

Made a new playlist

treating god the way cats treat people so that he gets desperate for my attention and approval

i’m gonna start repeating this to myself every morning like a mantra. 2026 is gonna be the year of the slut.

George Costanza saying "I gotta focus. I'm shifting into slut mode."

"do you have any resolutions this year?"

me with sugar cookies

“they don’t know” meme that says “they don’t know I’m stuck in a state of limerance”

I have a lot of respect for the Knives Out movies just as an exercise in people making solid B+ level entertainment where everyone seems to be enjoying the experience without it needing it to win Oscar’s or make 3 billion dollars. It’s like going to a good steakhouse.

A lot of people expect more from Chappell Roan than they do from their own elected officials

I always forget i literally like movies and then i watch a movie that is good and want to text everyone in the entire world like “i saw a movie that was good”

being slightly tipsy and trying to capture the glory of a flower with a simple photograph. what a beautiful feeling. it’s like worship.

so humiliating to have a dream that he texted you back

worms are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup. they slither wildly as they slip away across the universe.

i am going to learn every unmarketable skill there is

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

need to go scream in a big open field

Crying shame that we didn't get to see the shuttle ride from Endor to Death Star 2 in Return of the Jedi after Vader captures Luke. Absolute all timer awkward father and son moment

everyone’s a feminist until the woman on her period starts farting