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Trump makes goo-goo eyes at Mamdani while Reagan’s portrait looks on

Meme of man making goo-goo eyes at passing woman while holding hands with upset girlfriend

Anyone posted this one yet?

"Nobody in history has ever lost $500 billion in a few weeks," Huang said. "You've gotta be worth a lot to lose $500 billion in a few weeks."

it's actually really good our stock is down $500 billion, you fool, you absolute simpleton

www.businessinsider.com/jensen-huang...

I did not expect to see the woman actually blow that huge hog

Trump’s mouth is starting to sound more and more like a real ballroom.

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.

I’m so stoked to see this robot take my job at ups. crushing peoples meds in front of them and throwing treadmills on the roofs.

nobody knows how to write anymore

important reference material

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

Big text at the top says "ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur" This is followed by four consecutive drawings that are exactly of that. Grover is a man in his underwear with no ears and large bulbous eyes. A textbox says "this is what you wanted" Cookie monster is a large man with a small head, also in his underwear, with his eyes erupting from the top of his head. An accompanying text box says "you asked for this." Grover is a slouched, pale man with a wide head and wideset eyes, and a nose like a snake, he may be nude but it's unclear, since his waist is off screen. "Your desire for knowledge led you to this point" Elmo is a thin man in underwear, with eyes jutting from the top of his head and a bulbous nose. He has another face coming out of his chest. "ask yourself if you really needed everything answered."

ok this is what a bunch of sesame street characters would look like without their fur

grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?

Arsenal is a great team to watch. Cool logo and good bits from @poorlydrawnarsenal.com

realizing there's a nonzero chance Mamdani watched Max Dowman become the youngest every CL player on his phone while canvassing on his way to the mayorship

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

Why does it cost $100 to go outside

Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896

It's pretty cool that the US economy is propped up entirely by continuing work on software thats only real functional uses are eroding consensus reality, spreading often politically motivated misinformation, and for various scams like impersonating your grandma and saying she's been kidnapped

After seeing their ballroom, because they had a ballroom in the mansion, Idaho Senator William Borah said "This is what brings on revolutions."

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

This is a U.S. citizen being brutally abducted by ICE while his mom pleads for them to stop and the videographer cries for help. The Chicago police do nothing to stop it.

They will come for everyone, and they’re not even hiding that anymore. If you are not organizing and resisting yet, get started.

Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

Of course, there are still people making quality umbrellas. Among them are Fox Umbrellas, Swaine London (formerly Swaine Adeney Brigg), James Smith & Sons, Mario Talarico, Francesco Maglia, and Parasolerie Heurtault.

A video of the Fox workshop:

A couple of weeks ago, Trump struggled with a broken umbrella as he boarded Air Force One.

Let me tell you how we got to this point — and the tragic downfall of the noble umbrella. 🧵

Alex Jones dragged into the pentagon on his knees. His arms released, he kowtows to the floor in voluntary submission to the emperor.

“I submit to the deep state at the deepest level.”

He subtly flares his Texas bussy in a sign of abject obedience.

“The lonestar gape is yours, my Lord.”

From Talladega through turn three, Palestine will be free

I like goals

After that, I love “the post”