elyse

wanting to elect someone named Gavin as president is a sign of a diseased mind

Interviewer, People Magazine but for Food:
Tell us about the Asiago Bacon Ranch.
Wendy Thomas: It is so delicious that most of the earth's surface will be dedicated to making it.
Interviewer: Incredible.
Wendy: Humanity will build a space station to harness sandwich rays from the sun to make more.

i can understand shipping them after season 1, but from season 2 onward he kinda just treats her like shit most of the time? claire shouldn’t date him either, that boy needs therapy and meds before being released to bother the women of chicago imo

go read sydcarmy fan fiction if you’re so desperate for that man to ruin her life!!

all caught up on the bear and i’m starting to think a lot of the criticism is just hysteria

Fluffy black cat sitting on the toilet with his front feet on the edge of a bathtub, wide eyed with a mischievous glint

he tries to bite me while i’m drying off

everything i learn about severance is against my will

honestly i’m just killing time until the cinema has another screening of vanya starring andrew scott

his ass is NOT helping

i can’t wait to get home and work on my new puzzle :)

finally they listen to mother

catch me in las vegas at a shania twain concert 😎💅

the downside of cutting back on weed is that i really want to smoke weed

my new hobby is entering travel sweepstakes, catch me in 2025 at sundance and the cliffs of moher 😎💅

i’m probably gonna think about the t.A.T.u needle drop in anora for the rest of my life

trying to explain to my cats that if they simply got along they could share the heating pad but they’re not buying it

smoking a ball of resin, watching FROM, what’s better than this

i love drinking water

post for the movie dracula 2000 with omar epps and johnny lee miller

nw :)

that’s exactly what i’ve been saying all morning

He looks like a scary stores to tell in the dark illustration

david cronenberg should have done the von erich movie

Hell yeah dude!!

that’s right

amazing