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Jeremy Hellwig

@jeremyhellwig.bsky.social

I do standup. Member of Fatal Bus Accident. Probably other stuff.

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Wesley bell is a real piece of shit

08.08.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

what we need is a modern-day john henry. a person who can challenge the machinery of chatgpt head-on, point to kentucky on a map, and say "that isn't huooww6ombaaam"

08.08.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2347    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

N: Inverness, Scotland
E: Harbin, China
S: Kuala Lampur, Malaysia
W: San Francisco (unless an overnight layover in Vancouver counts)

08.08.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"We'll fine Amazon or whatever website $1000 every time they let a scammer sell you a fake item." Yes please, can I vote twice?

06.08.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When people talk about "legitimate concerns" about trans athletes I like to remind them that many sports governing bodies had existing policies based on scientific/medical evidence that were working just fine until a bunch of bigots got mad and forced those organizations to reverse their policies.

01.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 624    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8

Funny how they called it a report and i assumed it was based on some sort of data collection or expert analysis. Then you read the actual article and it's just the opinion of a bunch of dumbass "civic leaders."

31.07.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s just a joke dude. It’s just an unironic metaphor about how your ethnicity is like bugs. It’s just an unironic hyperbole about how your ethnicity is always stinky. It’s just an ironic portrayal of your ethnicity as backwards idiots.

30.07.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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just went to immigration court in Lower Manhattan to see with my own eyes how masked and armed federal agents are apprehending people in the hallways as they walk out of their scheduled hearings.

29.07.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1993    πŸ” 970    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 70
On Wednesday night during a concert at a Nashville-area church, she made a phone call to Republican senator Bill Hagerty's office on speakerphone. She left a voicemail.
"Hi, Senator Hagerty, hi, this is Amy Grant," she said. "I'm standing on stage singing to over a thousand people, and I wanted to speak on behalf of all of us to say that President Trump's budget suggests that funding for PEPFAR should be cut by 50 percent this year. We want you to know that here in Nashville we want to see full funding of PEPFAR so we can stay on track to end the HIV/AIDS epidemic by 2030."

On Wednesday night during a concert at a Nashville-area church, she made a phone call to Republican senator Bill Hagerty's office on speakerphone. She left a voicemail. "Hi, Senator Hagerty, hi, this is Amy Grant," she said. "I'm standing on stage singing to over a thousand people, and I wanted to speak on behalf of all of us to say that President Trump's budget suggests that funding for PEPFAR should be cut by 50 percent this year. We want you to know that here in Nashville we want to see full funding of PEPFAR so we can stay on track to end the HIV/AIDS epidemic by 2030."

β€œHi, Senator Hagerty, hi, this is Amy Grant,” she said. β€œI’m standing on stage singing to over a thousand people … We want you to know that here in Nashville we want to see full funding of PEPFAR so we can stay on track to end the HIV/AIDS epidemic by 2030.” www.christianitytoday.com/2025/06/amy-...

29.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1269    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 72

One of these shows I learned about because he posted about episode 100. It's not on Pocket Casts or Apple Podcasts or anything outside of YouTube and maybe Spotify. I don't understand how that happens.

22.07.2025 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Local comics keep doing "live podcasts" and that's how I learn they've apparently had a podcast for months? I follow all these people on all the social media platforms. And I look up their podcast on my podcast app and it isn't there because they just release to YouTube and maybe Spotify.

22.07.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A woman sitting next to us at Superman had no idea they were remaking it and was blown away when the title popped up in the trailer. She was so hyped it got me even more excited to see it in theaters.

22.07.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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LawOfOpinions (@lawofopinions) on Threads I’m dead over this therapy horse going IN on the piano to wake kids from anesthesia 😭🎹 That’s next-level healing energy right there.

@tomwalker.bsky.social over on Threads,a video of a miniature horse playing a keyboard in a hospital room www.threads.com/@lawofopinio...

21.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It ended up being a great season. They righted the ship. Would recommend the whole season to anyone.

14.07.2025 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This year had too many influencers on the show actively trying to win it (normally the competition is an afterthought). A couple islanders got kicked off after fans found old posts using slurs. Show's popularity exploded so there's a lot of new fans overreacting when it's not like last year.

13.07.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Extremely underrated thing about Criterion Channel is than the overlay disappears the moment you unpause. It is baffling that every other streamer waits a few seconds.

13.07.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Leftovers Season 2: Opening Credits (HBO)
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If you've never seen the season 2 opening credits, you should check them out. Really fits the tone and quality of the show going forward. youtu.be/rLSH-81yT7s?...

04.07.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved the first season and would never tell someone to skip it because like 3-4 season 1 episodes are top 10s in the series, but the other seasons feel so different and are better.

04.07.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have too much going on right now. We're trying to keep up with Love Island and Pokerface and are not at all caught up on new movies. But I see a thread about the Americans and my brain goes, "Maybe we make time for another rewatch?"

04.07.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's neck and neck between this show and The Leftovers. But also, between the pilot and the finale, The Americans has the two best TV scenes to ever take place in a garage.

04.07.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fun how every hotel room has a bunch of lights that don’t make it any brighter.

03.07.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 319    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1

Tidal pays more per stream and actually has more total tracks. There's a family plan that's a really cheap way to get 5 accounts if you know other people thinking about switching.

02.07.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When a burrito is that close to being spherical, I'm pretty sure it isn't intended to be eaten with your hands.

02.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@whatsallthispod.bsky.social quickly became one of my favorite current podcasts, and now I'll say to myself, multiple times a day, "Eastenders" the way @libbycwatson.com says it. It's seared onto my brain.

01.07.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2007, I went to the Shanghai Museum of Sex and an instrumental, elevator music version of the song played on a loop the whole time we were there.

30.06.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just watched that a couple weeks ago. It's so good.

26.06.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's ever a big hailstorm in your neighborhood and you don't already own one, go buy a white noise machine. Very important for when various neighbors are getting their roof replaced at 7am for weeks on end.

23.06.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm picturing this ICE goon taking off his work uniform and he's pale as can be except the exposed spot on his forehead. Maybe that's how we identify them, by their goofy tanlines.

20.06.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so funny when guys say porn "causes" erectile dysfunction, when really it's the fact that they were jackin' it 15 times a day.

18.06.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me

31.05.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10104    πŸ” 1751    πŸ’¬ 131    πŸ“Œ 59

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