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Dan Smith

@darealdansmith.bsky.social

I say, sing and make things for the entertainment of others

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Latest posts by darealdansmith.bsky.social on Bluesky

It will eventually

30.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weekend at Donnie's

30.08.2025 16:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#coldplay #coldplaycheating

18.07.2025 23:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ozzy #blacksabbath #backtothebeginning #weekendatbernies

06.07.2025 13:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't believe there's still enough of Linda McCartney left to make sausages

21.05.2025 15:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fast forward 20 years. Which current celebrities will be "yew tree'd"

I'll start. Titchmarsh

16.05.2025 22:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And the lord said

"Nothing in this game for two in a bed "

22.04.2025 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the best

20.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dracula with Frank Langella

20.04.2025 20:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm guessing the patisserie will be experiencing some form of financial issue which requires their intervention?

20.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terrifying

20.04.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strong looks

20.04.2025 20:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#easter #dawnofthedead

20.04.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#minecraft #elonmusk #trump

13.04.2025 19:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When flock of seagulls lost their hairspray

12.04.2025 21:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This kind of looks a bit like what you'd do if you wanted to crash every economy apart from Russia

09.04.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And all the better it sounds for it

02.04.2025 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That snow joke

02.04.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Still seems to be a-hole free

Good by me

01.04.2025 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tommy was a wizard at Pinball and pleasuring women of equal height to him

#thewho #tommy

01.04.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Woke" - because "Empathetic" has too many syllables

31.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flanders and Wan

28.03.2025 21:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And today's MAFS lookalike

Uhuhuhuhuh

#mafs

27.03.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who else is watching MAFS Oz this year?

This is all I see when I look at these two

#mafs

24.03.2025 10:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AI will probably destroy humanity but, for now, I'm happy I can use it to put my dog on a tropical beach

15.03.2025 00:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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TV Pitch, a show where people meet, get hitched then cook a restaurant standard meal together

MAFSTERCHEF

08.03.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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They missed an opportunity not having the Monkey Magic theme playing in the background of a scene but, other than that, a fun bit of gory comedy horror - enjoyed - 8/10

05.03.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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