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If you’re overstimulated, please report to the Bluesky cooldown tent where we have orange slices and someone who doesn’t understand the concept of jokes waiting for you

sorry to be neutral in a situation of injustice it's just that all the sides were being extremely cringe

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .

nobody wants to make a serial killer board anymore

magnificent

the most shocking part of the JFK files wasn't even about his death, it was finding out that his legal name was Jennedy Fennedy Kennedy

And if the Nazis reach Paris we should probably start preparing for war.

even if you like, buy all of them as a bundle there is no UI that plays them in order - you have to keep pulling each one up & look at the release year…

but also it will finish one, roll credits, then just throw you back at home screen 😂

it is fuckin wild how streaming services, itunes/appletv, etc, dont even try to emcourage you to watch a whole series of movies

Assuming there are still history books in 50/100 years, this is one of the many episodes that the world will look back on in horror, and ask "how did Americans let this happen?"

ya even watching old movies, star trek, etc has me angry at the AI even when it’s meant to be a positive.

“we have to be able to commit war crimes to win wars” is the type of thing a 16-year-old dumbass says and — well, yeah, hegseth is basically a 16-year-old dumbass

the meme was a joke about obnoxiousness but if you accomplished the same in your typical earnest straightforward way it would be way cooler 👽😈

it was a meme bouncing around in the past 1-2y it was SUPER peak gentrification, like a long flat woodem cutting board with four pastas on it 😂😂

some ppl talking about who is on different social networks are starting to sound like how ppl in california talk about ppl in tx

both are For Posters(tm) @jenn.bsky.social

bluesky has more of the smartest people, twitter has more of the funnier people. there’s a ton of overlap but this is very clearly true.

bluesky and twitter both have annoying people but at least on bluesky the most annoying people can't pay $8/month to make me see their posts more

I bet not being a. genius is so boring

lifeguarding as a sport! 🤯

😈 my therapist gonna be riiiich

it’s almost like they are trying to say, “truly, noone but nazis has ever made a car”, and, “im not a nazi”, white kanye is like, “EXACTLY!” 😂

the movies out are so bad amc is like: “just show up at 7 really baked and we will
surprise you” and i was like: “sold” 😂

oh my god i can smell this dude’s garden through my phone 👽

i’m actually trying to figure out how to make it look that bad anytime after like 1997 😂

(me setting up PagerDuty)

“Ex FAANG employees just expect there to be a functioning torment nexus all the time they dont even know how it works”

OH: "and so here's how we scaled the torment nexus"

😭😭😭

sitting at a red light next to your crush like “ALL THE SMALL THINGS” 😂😂😂🤡

the tribbles episode of ds9 was just absolutely peak. the show took so many risks with this idea that just really paid off

though I would just like to say that I really am made uncomfortable by the tribbles and also want to know what happened to them