Photo of Salvador DalΓ, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, πΈ by @ctm_visualz
18.10.2025 17:55 β π 951 π 110 π¬ 4 π 5@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social
No really, geese are assholes he/him/any
Photo of Salvador DalΓ, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, πΈ by @ctm_visualz
18.10.2025 17:55 β π 951 π 110 π¬ 4 π 5last day to get early bird tickets, snap em up while theyβre $5 cheaper!
27.08.2025 13:45 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster - defector.com/james-dobson...
23.08.2025 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He will be missed. Just not by me, or anybody I respect.
21.08.2025 15:15 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it's so funny that there's a famous "haunted doll" that people sincerely believe will kill you if you buy it or are rude to it or whatever. like there are adults, not even a small number of them, hundreds of thousands easily, who truly think a magic doll will kill you. they walk
among us and vote
As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants
10.07.2023 16:09 β π 1877 π 326 π¬ 71 π 44"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.
19.08.2025 19:42 β π 26743 π 6036 π¬ 479 π 450Republicans: we don't need new gun laws, we just need to enforce the laws already on the books
Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books
Frustrating has two hard "r"s in it. Please pronounce them. Thank you.
06.06.2025 18:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a correct answer here and we all know what it is. Come on. The fact I don't even have to say the right answer and you all know it tells you it's right
05.06.2025 00:39 β π 19 π 2 π¬ 10 π 2My sister in law uses the cheddar bay mix to make sausage balls and jfc they're insane.
That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits
...bed bug merch on the Dropout store when? πββοΈπββοΈπ
02.06.2025 17:00 β π 54 π 5 π¬ 2 π 2I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
03.06.2025 01:10 β π 6803 π 1101 π¬ 51 π 28"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese"
16.05.2025 17:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1He thought he was getting Josh Hartnett!
(He's a big fan of the Pearl Harbor movie.)
Jesus was really the chillest guy. They killed him and he was like, βyeahβ¦ but give them a breakβ
13.05.2025 18:13 β π 107 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
09.04.2025 18:23 β π 23576 π 4652 π¬ 417 π 151sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
16.12.2024 16:16 β π 72859 π 19571 π¬ 1092 π 792You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"
15.12.2024 23:31 β π 5816 π 698 π¬ 64 π 19I'm glad they gave him the TD, but Skipper's knee was down short.
15.12.2024 22:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn, even after his arrest theyβre denying his coverage.
13.12.2024 02:29 β π 1094 π 119 π¬ 15 π 1Is that because Singal joined?
13.12.2024 06:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0There probably isn't, let's just swap it for something French.
10.12.2024 00:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I asked as a genuine question, because I don't know much about in-party politicking. The democratic party of Texas didn't have much going on where I was, and so far New Mexico has been similar. It's like... they're here, but don't want anybody to blow their cover.
10.12.2024 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's a shame, I love Zoboomafoo
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