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Chris Hates Geese

@chrishatesgeeese.bsky.social

No really, geese are assholes he/him/any

75 Followers  |  135 Following  |  53 Posts  |  Joined: 27.07.2023  |  2.0075

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Photo of Salvador DalΓ­, by Charles Hewitt, 1955, πŸ“Έ by @ctm_visualz

18.10.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 951    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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Charlie Kirk, White Supremacist, Dead at 31 Charlie Kirk built himself into the face of a conservative youth movement through Turning Point USA (TPUSA). Behind the branding of β€œpatriotism” and β€œfreedom,” the record shows a pattern of rhetoric, ...

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11.09.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

last day to get early bird tickets, snap em up while they’re $5 cheaper!

27.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster | Defector James Dobson was a nasty dude. He liked to beat children and dogs with a belt and to rain misery and punishment on the vulnerable; we know all of this about him because he said as much in public, repe...

James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster - defector.com/james-dobson...

23.08.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He will be missed. Just not by me, or anybody I respect.

21.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's so funny that there's a famous "haunted doll" that people sincerely believe will kill you if you buy it or are rude to it or whatever. like there are adults, not even a small number of them, hundreds of thousands easily, who truly think a magic doll will kill you. they walk
among us and vote

18.08.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

As a tall person I cannot offer to reach something on a high shelf for a stranger, yet if they ask me I must oblige. This is the law of the giants

10.07.2023 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1877    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 44

"How bad slavery was" is worse. Much worse. Much worse than you think, much worse than you're taught, much worse than museums depict. Worse.

19.08.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 26743    πŸ” 6036    πŸ’¬ 479    πŸ“Œ 450

Republicans: we don't need new gun laws, we just need to enforce the laws already on the books

Also Republicans: do not enforce the laws already on the books

20.08.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Frustrating has two hard "r"s in it. Please pronounce them. Thank you.

06.06.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a correct answer here and we all know what it is. Come on. The fact I don't even have to say the right answer and you all know it tells you it's right

05.06.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2

My sister in law uses the cheddar bay mix to make sausage balls and jfc they're insane.

That's how you know the right answer though ain't no one going to stores to look for ways to make Outback bread or whatever but you damn sure can buy the mix to make the cheddar bay biscuits

05.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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...bed bug merch on the Dropout store when? πŸ™‹β€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹β€β™€οΈπŸ™‹

02.06.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business

03.06.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6803    πŸ” 1101    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 28

"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese"

16.05.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He thought he was getting Josh Hartnett!
(He's a big fan of the Pearl Harbor movie.)

13.05.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus was really the chillest guy. They killed him and he was like, β€œyeah… but give them a break”

13.05.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line

09.04.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23576    πŸ” 4652    πŸ’¬ 417    πŸ“Œ 151
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a black cat is sitting on the bottom of the stairs Alt: Dog in a spider costume goes up stairs
16.12.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

16.12.2024 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 72859    πŸ” 19571    πŸ’¬ 1092    πŸ“Œ 792

You can't just ban Tik Tok without creating educational programs for helping those people reintegrate into society. We have to teach them to talk normal again and stop saying stuff like "The way they cooked and ate my ass"

15.12.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5816    πŸ” 698    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 19

I'm glad they gave him the TD, but Skipper's knee was down short.

15.12.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, even after his arrest they’re denying his coverage.

13.12.2024 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1094    πŸ” 119    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

Is that because Singal joined?

13.12.2024 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There probably isn't, let's just swap it for something French.

10.12.2024 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked as a genuine question, because I don't know much about in-party politicking. The democratic party of Texas didn't have much going on where I was, and so far New Mexico has been similar. It's like... they're here, but don't want anybody to blow their cover.

10.12.2024 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a shame, I love Zoboomafoo

09.12.2024 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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