Sarah Aitchison

Pfft. I used that joke about his dad Adie when he was playing for Basingstoke about 25 years ago

What exactly is she supposed to do when he's out and she needs to get in?

Someone forgot to tell him both people have to consent for a marriage to be valid.

hell yeah

Very handsome though

Has he forgotten how to cat

Well that's clearly not a "new path." Hasn't she noticed there are already footprints?

I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on?"

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

Well then it's no wonder she's a failure of a man!

And when you get mental health advice it's always like "make sure you get enough sleep"

YES I'M TRYING THAT'S THE PROBLEM

Apart from those of us who were bloody pregnant and couldn't drink 😠

Nothing worked for me until I tried a magnesium supplement. That it worked was a massive surprise. I really hope you find something that works for you although trying all these different things is a bit exhausting in itself

Bold of you to assume he sees women as human

I've noticed when guys like this talk about "everybody" or "people," they are only referring to men. He doesn't intend to give women whores and ice cream.

Just another tell that they don't see women as people

It doesn't even accurately reflect an average sample of three women because they're all 50% genetically related to each other. And a lot of the issues that cause painful periods are genetic.

This guy's a complete fuckwit

So he's still producing (allowing users to produce) nonconsensual sexual imagery, it's just that he's now charging for this nonconsensual porn.

While pushing for more and more people to take up the "paid user" option.

It always takes me at least a couple of nights. One to catch up and one to reset. Hope you can manage another good night.

It tends to in my experience but I always give the "for fun" answer and confuse people. One of the first questions I find people ask socially is "so how's work?" to which I reply, "I have to do it 40 hours a week so I have no wish to discuss it in my time off as well. How's [non work thing they do]?

Those eyes again 😻

This is such a great picture 😻

Given the sudden shortage of nurses and carers, they'd die pretty horribly too.

Oh, would that be Heavenly Creatures? My friend at school was a bit too obsessed with that

Basically he's got to choose between her and the money. He'll choose the money.

Ooh, I know the word for this (although it's not really meant for cross-linguistic ones)! It's a gramogram or grammagram

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramogram

I once served John Leslie a Big Mac meal at McDonald's in Gatwick Airport. I didn't actually work there, I was participating in some weird competition McD's were running.

It would be nice if he explained exactly why he thinks a woman "can't protect a man when in danger." I'm pretty sure I've done that. You can "prove" any point you want if all your evidence is made up on the spot.

Actually I believe she was a Leeds United fan. That year Villa had thrashed them in the League Cup final and the cat, who had never before shown any interest in the TV, had stormed out of the room every time they scored.

It's weird when that happens but at least it provides some balance rather than everything just being shit

I can relate to that one. I used to have a cat who would leave the room in a huff if you said "Aston Villa." I have a theory about her own football allegiance.