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He/Him, servant of two cats who totally bully me by kicking me off my pillow at night

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Still donโ€™t understand why theyโ€™re remaking a game they already remade with the MCC but I guess Iโ€™m not an uncreative, greedy idiot.

26.10.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A stop sign with graffiti that is supposed to say โ€œsnitchingโ€ underneath โ€œStopโ€ but has been misspelled twice, once on a smaller sign underneath and again on the post holding the sign itself.

A stop sign with graffiti that is supposed to say โ€œsnitchingโ€ underneath โ€œStopโ€ but has been misspelled twice, once on a smaller sign underneath and again on the post holding the sign itself.

We got someone in Dormont who has attempted to spell โ€œsnitchingโ€ like 4 times on random stop signs around the area and has yet to pull it off.

23.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They want to kill the brand that bad?

23.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m back in the market after a surprise layoff pushed by the PE firm running the company. This is my second layoff in 3 years, and yeah I agree the market is bleak.

23.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Saw pro-Trump posts on LinkedIn and now I have a pretty solid list of businesses and potential employers to avoid at all costs.

In the words of a great man โ€œโ€ฆI am advising you today to please keep posting this shitโ€

16.10.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booooo, but also, good pun.

16.10.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think his campaign owes you thousands already for these baller memes, he should Venmo you or smth

09.10.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Didnโ€™t realize I was becoming famous in the โ€˜burgh

05.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a shame. Iโ€™m guessing they ran the stop sign or just flat out didnโ€™t look, either way the city needs to nail this driver to the wall over this.

02.10.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

EA will be hollowed out and dead within 2 years. PE kills everything it touches because thatโ€™s how they make their money.

02.10.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh boy, I canโ€™t wait to clean up vibe-coded spreadsheets and SQL queries.

02.10.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well I lost a bet as I thought he wouldnโ€™t react to soul trap at all

02.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been blissfully ignorant of the news lately. Iโ€™m guessing that another CEO justified mass layoffs for profits after devs completed a game?

29.09.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We had this raptor stop by the backyard for a quick pigeon snack the other day (in a NE US urban backyard). Iโ€™m thinking it was a Cooperโ€™s Hawk but now Iโ€™m seeing theyโ€™re easily confused when Sharp Shinned hawks as well. Any ideas? #birdsky #bird #hawks

27.09.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brendel I believe in you and your just cause, youโ€™ll find success and true love

26.09.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m wondering what theyโ€™ll be angrier over: the people mocking Kirk, or the bystanders who didnโ€™t know/care about Kirk and donโ€™t get the joke?

26.09.2025 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iirc the side effects from too much ivermectin is shedding your intestinal lining which sounds pretty horrifying even if it isnโ€™t fatal

24.09.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey but you moved up two ranks (as did the foot fetish people but still)

24.09.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obama and Biden, as well as them dragging Osama Bin Laden into a cave for torture in the music video for โ€œImmortal Corruptorโ€ (then they did the same to George W Bush right beside him).

Imagine getting mad after 40 years lmao

23.09.2025 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serious post: if youโ€™re concerned about cost on this stuff go to a local university with a dental doctorate program, theyโ€™ll often times do the same work for lower cost and youโ€™ll have a student and high-ranking professor looking after you.

22.09.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1,895 views lmao

20.09.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been staring at โ€œThe framing ensures that anyone searching for Kirk after his murder is met with a narrative designed to discredit him.โ€ for a while now and I am still perplexed.

Theyโ€™re upset heโ€™s discredited by his own hate speech.

14.09.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s your top 5 parrot list? I feel like the golden parakeet is up there because that bright yellow plumage is ostentatious as all heck

10.09.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling the same way, wild shit

10.09.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you for remembering our landlords, your the light in this world

29.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clutch taught me that rock doesnโ€™t have to be generic and Dorothy Ashby taught me that you can get some cool as hell funk/R&B out of a classical harp.

27.08.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From your lips to Godโ€™s ears.

27.08.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m just waiting for the vernacular to change from โ€œgooningโ€ to โ€œgrokingโ€

20.08.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long until some nutcases start worshipping this abomination of technology as omnipresent?

20.08.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assuming you have two feet this is probably a good thing.

(Sorry, itโ€™s impossible not to make bad dad-level jokes while discussing Crocs)

14.08.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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