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(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✢ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✢ old friends pls DM for Signal/email

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my child giggled over this with gleeeee

05.11.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

losing AZA accreditation is serious!

05.11.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a good shirt, Bront!

05.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

man ikyk it’s just up the road from his old house, he knows how to drive there himself, lfg bob

05.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even the smallish ones feel too big today, Arin

05.11.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is obviously the least of my problems though, lol

04.11.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i can’t reassign it πŸ˜’

04.11.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just wish i could swap out the button from my roku remote from paramount to something else

04.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WLIT, what a waste of bandwidth

04.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

super cool to have the latest therapist free me from seeing them and agree to write my PCP that i’m coping with my pain as well as is reasonable; doubleplus uncool to open my phone afterwards to 150 messages about ICE in my area

04.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ime this effect lasts only one business week

04.11.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!

03.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it would be perfect for picnics! i keep mine in the basement for opening packaging in style

03.11.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

their folding knives are great too

03.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your Friends & Neighbors (2025)

02.11.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s built against a wall with no back and a lot of gaps 😣

02.11.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think they’re breeding in the cabinet where i keep my clothes, but research suggests they’re getting there specifically from the β€œattic” door, so i have ideas where to put traps. just like mouse traps or spider-specific?

02.11.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the itching is pushing me right over the edge with at least six bites rn

02.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

because i’ve been blaming spiders

we have lots of yellow sac spiders

why won’t they bite my husband? why am i so delicious?

02.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was it seasonal? this happened to me a year ago as wellβ€”and only to me, not to my husband who shares the bed and closet. i think something is living in my shelving and i can’t use any chemicals at all upstairs until we can move the pets back down to their usual digs

02.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Mr Snuggins, a small bearded dragon, has propped his front end up on a fake hollow log while his belly hangs down to the tank floor. he’s in profile, and his right eye is narrowed to give a very angy expression as i’ve just disturbed him to get the photo. the tank decor is austere, with a paper grocery bag covering the floor and a low corner water dish in the right foreground

Mr Snuggins, a small bearded dragon, has propped his front end up on a fake hollow log while his belly hangs down to the tank floor. he’s in profile, and his right eye is narrowed to give a very angy expression as i’ve just disturbed him to get the photo. the tank decor is austere, with a paper grocery bag covering the floor and a low corner water dish in the right foreground

resentful and snoozing in a temp tank while our heat is busted

02.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wtaf invisible bugs are hiding in my clothes and biting me daily but only when it’s cold outside? looks like mosquito bites. definitely not bedbug/flea/chigger patterns, just single welts exactly like mosquitos do

02.11.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m so sorry. he looks very sweet and soft πŸ’—

01.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the screener asks only about covid infection as the likeliest cause of long covid, but my fatigue symptoms date from prior to my first positive test despite being clearly related to the virus’s spike protein. should i try to enter the trial or is that a different patient history than your target?

01.11.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your dream keyboard knew what’s up

01.11.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i cannot tell you my relief when my kid came home from school today after the campus closure and described all the folks who came out to the corner to protect the kids at the bus stop

01.11.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s an emergency route so i wouldn’t want to obstruct any OTHER traffic

31.10.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how illegal would it be to install automatic bollards in the middle of my street so i personally can stop the fascists from using it

31.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

gtfo cowboy greg

31.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wear a clay facial mask and your golem hat?

31.10.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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