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EARTH MUST DIE

Featuring a load of my favourite comedians - too many even to fit on the trailer! Joel Fry! Martha Howe-Douglas! @alexhorne.bsky.social! Tamsin Grieg! @5teviem.bsky.social @mrholness.bsky.social! @misterabk.bsky.social! @rosieisaholt.bsky.social! MORE

Please RETWEET and WISHLIST

Letter to METRO's Rush Hour Crush section, September 9, 2015. GORGEOUS redhead I tangled with whole getting off the Overground at Highbury & Islington. Youi were so sweet and calm about our encounter, I wouldn't mind getting close to you in more normal circumstances. - Guy Who Screamed After His Eat Got Caught On Your Coat Buttons

Letter to Good Deed Feed section of the METRO, Sep 9, 2015. Thanks to London Overground staff for cleaning up the blood from a punk whose piercings got caught on a traumatised lady's cream jacket yesyerday morning. Not a job for the squeamish, well done. - Roz Clerkenwell

Today is the ten year anniversary of my proudest ever achievement in publishing, RUSHOMON: the time I got both a Rush Hour Crush and a Good Deed printed on the same page of the UK Metro, both of which told a single, horrifying, story from two different angles. It's been all downhill ever since.

Screen shot of Neil Fish posting "your dad shouts at hotels" is an insult the kids at my nephew's school use on each other.

I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂

This is a fundamental realisation that it took me years to come to.

The enjoyment of art comes from the countless hidden decisions that were made slowly, which you as an audience enjoy quickly.

The speed of consumption renders the craft invisible, magical.

Creation at speed can’t do this.

the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬

Bury, mid-80's. 5'4". 'My brother Billy' though.

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Why Are you Asking me This? Do you think Kylie Minogue drinks her own wine?

Have been reminded this morning of what's possibly my favourite piece we've ever done at The Fence Mag. Namely, our quest to ask very stupid questions of very important people, entitled Why Are You Asking Me This?

https://www.the-fence.com/noam-chomskys-horse/

Done!

Yep, you're on there :)

Done!

Already there! :)

Done!

Yep, so far just the people who posted their usernames in the bluesky thread, I didn't want to presume! Would it be ok to add you?

You’re on it :)

Already on it! :)

Done!

Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

Finally something to look forward to! Now I just need civilization to recover within my lifetime and we're golden... hmm

With flagrant disregard towards their mental health, I think it's finally time that @redscott.com and @ivanhernandez.bsky.social brought back Bunker Politics

SCENE: primary school

- Where do you come from?
- Upper Ramsbottom

(non-stop screaming laughter for 2 hours minimum)

genuine lol at the Don DiMello reference, just perfect!