Mujib

This is the way. No question.

*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*

Her: Did you feed the kids already?

Me: Not yet.

Wife: *crosses arms*

Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?

I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters

Not my സവാരി, not my ഗിരിഗിരി.

🙏🏽

I’m all apologies for this one.

Um … never mind.

I don’t have misophonia, I just think chewing should be done quietly, alone, and ideally in another century.

My grandfather supported a family of four on a single hose man income. The American dream was alive and well back then.

No, this is period appropriate. Back then vomit hose man was a respectable and well paid career before we automated it out of existence.

The vomit scene plus visible crew in all its 4k glory:

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

Not my high, not my fidelity.

Finally. The absolute last word on yuletide filmdom is in. Yipee-ki-yay, losers!

This place isn't paradise, and if there was a better alternative I'd go there, but at least by being here I'm not helping prop up the cultural cachet of one of the worst people in the goddamn world.

When feeling becomes too heavy, numbness feels like mercy.

starting my sci fi novel like “the synthetic carbohydrate farmers trek through the electrolyte mine to reach the amino acid excavation site…”

The real war on Christmas is when the US government finds out there's oil in the North Pole.

Yeah, you’re right. These are avatars (അവതാരങ്ങൾ) who can admit no wrong.

Hope support is able to sort this out quickly.

Everything about contemporary Indian politics makes sense when one sees that the country is auto-colonising.

Fascinating discussion. Made me reconsider my assumptions and biases. Placed a hold at the library for the book “Do Aliens Speak Physics?”

lyrics to "A Murder of One," 1993... about counting crows!

Counting Crows could put out a song about counting crows, but Smashing Pumpkins never did a song about smashing pumpkins.

Before the year is up. Organically. December challenge.

Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive? Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

I hear ya.

TD Bank fined $3B US after pleading guilty in historic U.S. money-laundering case | CBC News Toronto-Dominion Bank is facing fines totalling about $3.09 billion US from U.S. regulators after pleading guilty to multiple charges, including conspiracy to violate the Bank Secrecy Act and commit m...

Considering they were suckers, that tracks.

The conclave has concluded. Toronto Dominion has chosen a new Pope.

The fact that the Oxford English Dictionary picked "rage bait" as the 2025 Word of the Year is rage bait in itself.

Apparently Spielberg asked Tom Stoppard to write the screenplay for Jaws, but Tom said he couldn’t as he was writing a play for the BBC.

"I'm offering you a fortune to collaborate with me on a Hollywood blockbuster, and you turn me down to write a play for BBC TV?"

"No," Tom said, "BBC Radio."