Megan Thée Chalamet

Sounds like the setup for every episode of farscape

The Dan Deacon one?

🎶Had to have high high hopes for a livin' 🎶
🎶But then Twin Peaks got ripped off by The Killing 🎶

The real twist is that's actually Brett Favre and Joe Namath

a man in a suit and tie stands next to another man in a pink shirt Alt: Clip from gold member where Austin powers dad says he can't stand people intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch

Never thought this would be so relevant...

Me either, but pretty sure that's a good thing for us

What if his name had been Charles Dickhead? We could be living in a reality where masters candidates are defending their theses on "The Socioeconomic Parallels Between Contemporary United States and Dickheadsian England". That would be so much funnier. Dr. Pangloss clearly whiffed on this one...

Haven't yet finished the first episode of twin peaks but I'm already super excited about watching the whole series again from the beginning when I'm done

"I need to leave work early because it's raining and traffic will be bad" bitch, it's always raining... how do y'all not know how to drive in it? It's not even real rain. smh my damb head

No way they can make all the episodes before the actors die of old age

You should have to have a special endorsement to back into a public parking space

Also not incorporating it into the Gmail ui, but mostly the thing you said

Lemme teach you the ABCCs of cruise controlling. Always Be Cruise-Controlling

Legend! Thank you!

@crushbort.bsky.social I found this video that came from an old skeet of yours but I don't remember the source. Do you know where it came from?

The synths on awakening are stellar, but walking on a dream is just Caribbean queen in drag

Your honor, the defendant's "butthole bust-through" is clearly infringing on my client's patented "tush push"

ChatGPT... give me Constantine, but replace Shia LeBeouf with another actor. No, not Leto

London Calling was a Psychobilly album

Shit, it was supposed to say farts

I ate one of those Mr beast chocolate bars and now my cats smell like microplastics

It's gotta follow the age-old rule.... if I have to do it from my phone, it has to suck ass

best thing since Leon's Tony Dookie Pill gag

for some reason my mind went straight to 'First name: "Ari" XOR Last name: "Shapiro"'

Is that the one that's like a lo-fi factorio? That was pretty chill and fun

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Literally sounds like names weird Twitter made up in 2010

"Gimme the burn unit Voldemort"

A true classic

Thinking about getting my belly button professionally undid. Buddy if mine has a guy who's supposed to be really good and discrete