Megan Thée Chalamet

Simple workaround... you just need to follow everyone

Hated that guy since the bush administration

Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.

What's yours?

The Finder and/or 1899

Okay, fuck this app... forgot every post I've ever liked. Shit-ass alzheimers-havin ass app

I get accused of fisting for compliments, but I do it for another reason entirely

What is this? What the fuck does this mean?

boss told me to put my idea aside for the time being. Trying not to panic but what the hell is a time being and why are we sacrificing ideas to it

idea for new collectible TCG: Bumblebee From Transformers Wears A Bathing Suit: The Card Game.
all the cards are of bumblebee wearing different one pieces, two pieces, and tankinis.
sometimes he is looking over his shades at you in a cool way and sometimes he is blushing.

HP stands for Heart Points

I'm sorry, sir. They are, in fact, 'Oops! All Stuf'

WE HATED THIS SHYT WHEN IT WAS CALLED "CLIPPY" AND WE SURE AS SHYT DONT NEED IT NOW - A COMPUTERS PLACE IS TO SERVE HUMANNITY AND WHEN BILLIONAIRS AND INVESTERS HAVE REJECTED THEIR HUMAN NATURE TO SEEK PROFIT AT ALL COST'S THEN COMPUTER'S MUST NOT SERVE THEM!!!! THE REASON THEY DIDNT COME UP WITH "AI" UNTIL ALL THE SOFTWARE WAS LOCKED UP IN ENCRYPTED CODE IS BECUASE THEY KNEW IF IT CAME ON A CHIP WE WOULD OF LONG AGO PULLED THAT CHIP OUT WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS!!!!!!!! AS A HUMAN IN 2025 YOU MUST HOLD YOUR HUMANITY CLOSE AND DO NOT LET IT DRIP INTO DA HUNGRY WALLET'S OF DA RULING CLASS, IF A COMPUTERS BACK WILL NEVER HURT THEN IT WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT HUMAN ADULTS GO THROUGH EVREY DAY, AND IF A COMPUTER CANT GET ADICTED TO A SPECIFIC KIND OF GAS STATION SNACK AND THEN LOSE THERE MIND WHEN IT GOES OUT OF PRINT , THEN THEY SHALL NEVER BE OUR EQUAL'S - DA TEXT SAYS "NOBODY WANTS FUCKING AI, DESTROY ALL COMPUTERS, DESCTROY ALL INVESTORS, " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NOBODY WANT'S IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

From Ben Grimm's memoir, "Time, and the Clobberin' Thereof"

if we cant have NUKE or slo-mo, they could have at least given us weed 2 or cocaine the squeakquel

they should let me invent the drugs tbh.
like the second hand smoke from weed 2 could make people prefer the look of male pattern baldness
and forget that you owe them lunch at arbys.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

you know we like to make jokes on here at mark zuckerberg's expense, about how he looks, speaks, and acts. but sometimes you have to step back and remember that all of those mean-spirited things are true. he looks like if you boiled a toad and stretched it out into a guy

HE WAS LOOKING KIND OF FUN WITH A 3D PRINTED GUN AND A HAT WITH AN L ON THE FOREHEAD

Those cowards at the nyt won't put S as one of the spelling bee letters because they're afraid that we'll all use it to spell 'clitoris'

I like my women like I like my jeans: relaxed straight

No, Microsoft, I will NOT 'hang on while we sign you out'. I came here to be signed IN, dingus

nothing worse than picking up a book at a free little library called like, "The Silly Shoe," and then halfway through you find out the silly shoe was on jesus's foot at the crucifixion

if people really understood how the ruling class fears working class solidarity. the amount of time and resources they put into making sure we don't just join up. they would last a day if we did. one day and they'd buckle

You ever eat something and think, "You know what this needs? It needs raisins."?

Me neither

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared

This one’s pretty good

The Bitcoin Bros Defence Act

It's not the size that counts...

none of my posts are jokes. they’re all real and specifically written about you, the person reading this. the only joke is you 🫵😂