i once made a joke about running for local office and my mum freaked like "what about when all those sexy photos of you online come out, what will you say then?" uuhhhhh "you're welcome" ?????
10.02.2026 22:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@dickbugs.bsky.social
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i once made a joke about running for local office and my mum freaked like "what about when all those sexy photos of you online come out, what will you say then?" uuhhhhh "you're welcome" ?????
10.02.2026 22:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0do you have any hobbies or interests?
08.02.2026 23:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tricking my mum into helping me pay for a passport as if i am going to travel with her, then going on the next sumud flotilla instead
07.02.2026 04:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0paypal will gladly take your money though. apparently there are a few hundred dollars kicking about in the ether because they wont refund them either poor simps poor me poor bitch
07.02.2026 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if i used to send you photos of my tits and you try and take pity on me by sending money to paypal dont, i lost access to that account for being slutty
07.02.2026 04:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0budget so tight i need to stop doing mutual aid ($35 per mo) and i am thinking very seriously about cancelling my internet plan. how is everyone else doing in the great year of our lord 2026??
07.02.2026 04:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0this is so cute lmao
22.01.2026 06:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Explaining the history of Aloha 'oe to my kids and depressing them. lads, you're not ready for the history of anything else ever
12.01.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is so fox coded though fr
12.01.2026 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0have you nerds done the age verification stuff yet? do we trust this account?
12.01.2026 22:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0made a post about ghost the band and my dms are a delightful array of haterade
12.01.2026 22:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0girl.. go on, get your tits out, you rec kon the ancient greeks kept their titties in if they had ugly teeth or shit hair?? girl no
18.12.2025 00:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0girl.. go on, get your tits out, you rec kon the ancient greeks kept their titties in if they had ugly teeth or shit hair?? girl no
18.12.2025 00:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Girl dinner, when it's been awhile
I'm plating up in style tonight
Oh ease maker
You fast breaker
Whatever you're serving, I'll eat with delight
Two cheeses, olives & a pear
There's not a lot to spare, to eat
We're after the same carton's end
Dishing up at 10
My charcuterie friend
Girl dinner & me
hotspotting my laptop in the car like i have a job or something
03.11.2025 03:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you can't be earnestly full of love, what the fuck can you do
30.10.2025 00:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The impact of Miss Rachel could be classified so, and look at the hold she has on people. I think virtue, like many things, is fake it til you make it. Act like a good person til you become one, act brave until you are.
30.10.2025 00:45 β π 112 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i make a living dyeing peoples clothes off nextdoor lmao
26.10.2025 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0costumes by my all time favourite costume designer too. perfect visuals. check out any movie done by Eiko Ishioka for a great time
14.10.2025 00:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0unfulds
08.10.2025 23:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0these fuckin nerds WANT to know the pressure of their eyeballs
06.10.2025 09:31 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's cool how talking to your kids non stop about science makes medical stuff so much easier
06.10.2025 09:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Leo has a shrine to Portia in his house and this is how you speak of him??????
25.09.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0okay the bones are rich and thick and it will probably be a 36 hour stock by the look of it
25.09.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0my fried brought me hella beef bones today from a cow that was about 25 km from my house for it's whole life and I'm making a (minimum) 24 hours broth
25.09.2025 07:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1"we are home literally all the time and gay" should do it
25.09.2025 06:08 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0and you also!
25.09.2025 03:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0there are ways to do it that aren't so fucked. Neurologists can both dx and prescribe, and often are more like $300 an appointment rather than the offical tests that are $2000 or so. Most Drs know that at our age street drugs are just as easy to get, so ppl arent seeking dx that don't probs need it
20.09.2025 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i would love to pick one of laura loomers struggles, personally, i want the cage that rips my face off, and i suuuper don't want to get thrown into the pit of needles. my biggest request though is that she kills me before she wheels her little tricycle over and forces me to look at her melted face
20.09.2025 00:07 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when the dogs collectively have fewer teeth lol
19.09.2025 12:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0