richard insect

costumes by my all time favourite costume designer too. perfect visuals. check out any movie done by Eiko Ishioka for a great time

unfulds

these fuckin nerds WANT to know the pressure of their eyeballs

it's cool how talking to your kids non stop about science makes medical stuff so much easier

Leo has a shrine to Portia in his house and this is how you speak of him??????

okay the bones are rich and thick and it will probably be a 36 hour stock by the look of it

my fried brought me hella beef bones today from a cow that was about 25 km from my house for it's whole life and I'm making a (minimum) 24 hours broth

"we are home literally all the time and gay" should do it

and you also!

there are ways to do it that aren't so fucked. Neurologists can both dx and prescribe, and often are more like $300 an appointment rather than the offical tests that are $2000 or so. Most Drs know that at our age street drugs are just as easy to get, so ppl arent seeking dx that don't probs need it

i would love to pick one of laura loomers struggles, personally, i want the cage that rips my face off, and i suuuper don't want to get thrown into the pit of needles. my biggest request though is that she kills me before she wheels her little tricycle over and forces me to look at her melted face

when the dogs collectively have fewer teeth lol

would she ever like alex?? why are'nt you taking babbby???

Holy shit - shoutout to these brave pilots who are doing what every single one of us need to be

iawtp

that second pose is serving toddlers and tiaras, it's completely perfect

his wagon goes pretty hard too tbh, it's a great colour.

there was a dad out the front of the school in his green wagon with a tool sticker on the back absolutely fucking blasting H. as we walk past. it's really funny but also that song fucks really hard

nope nevermind, apparently no dogs because they're a pack of cowards

they're gunna come home with all three puppies i reckon. the family will be five adults, two kids, four dogs, four households. lol

So this morning rowan and his girlfriend went to goulburn to look at some puppies then Ro called me to talk it through because he doesnt make any decisions without me (lol) then laura called him and texted me “we are going to goulburn” and i havent heard from Laura, Leo, Ro or Alex since

tell yah what though, when there is a guy near one of the kids i'm like a fucking monk bro i could pick anything up with my bare hands full steve irwin mode, chuck it outside and not even know i've done it.

when i was a kid i was constantly hauling around little guys and then my anxiety levels increased and now it's like, slow moving guys only haha

i don't normally feel afraid of them but trying to catch a young fast moving one triggers every flee reflex in my body and takes an enormous amount of mental fortitude

I saw a goatse X charlie kirk cross over meme yesterday and it was so innovative and unique it really improved my day enormously

I am in SO much trouble with my kids this morning because I didn't let them know that They Might Be Giants do grown up music too. One of their teachers showed Fox Boss Of Me, which feels like something he should regret tbh

<Yorkshire accent=1> Tell you wot. If I were givin' a talk an' that about the need fer guns... and some bleeder picks that moment to pop my cork... I'd feel like a right proper Charlie.

Twenty years ago I did not wear "INDIE SLEAZE" hipster clothes and listen to "YEAH YEAH YEAH"s. I wore "ZOOT SUIT" and "FEATHER HAT" and sang "MINNIE THE MOOCHER" .

stepping on a little toy truck with a tray perfectly sized to my foot