Big fan of the pitch clock. The games are less boring. I don’t need 30 minutes of pitchers picking up and putting down rosin bags.

How about now?

Moredecai Centennial “Three-Finger” Brown. Star pitcher for the 1908 World Champion Chicago Cubs.

The Dodgers are tied with the Rockies?!

Shorten the regular season and playoffs. The World Series should end no later than October 7.

They all went on to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts

Okay. But what lesson do you take from Interstellar?

Move the Angels to Portland OR and call them the Hipsters

An x-axis would be useful so that we could see the $ amounts. I think people overestimate what the Arts receive from the NEA.

Favorite live song: Hard to Handle, Hollywood 8/6/71.

The motherf***ers don’t even work! That’s why they’re out at the f***in’ game! They ought to get a f***in’ job and find out what it’s like to go out and earn a f***in’ living. Eighty-five percent of the f***in’ world is working. The other fifteen come out here.
Lee Elia

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Voters and chicks like the long ball

That’s the correct answer

Ichiro

Ryne Sandberg

Thanks for rejoining. I’m looking forward to links to your work, and pithy observations.

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