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16.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad process is a given for plate racing though
16.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I also remain shocked that NASCAR didn't throw the yellow the second after Chase took the lead
16.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We thank Riley for his sacrifice
16.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I went out to watch the last two stages with friends. As dumb as that ending was, I was so happy someone I could stand won the thing that I bought a round for the whole bar.
16.02.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I assume next year is a milestone number for him and that's why it's his last?
15.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn't realize he announced that
15.02.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jimmie, Jimmie, Jimmie...
15.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who's the third guy with Wahlberg and Pratt in this stupid ad?
15.02.2026 20:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I already almost fell asleep
15.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta love side by side during a caution
15.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no, not BJ
15.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is Corey Day trying to wreck?
14.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sad pasta
14.02.2026 22:22 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Alfredo DNQ’d, bought a seat in the race, and didn’t make it to the green flag before getting caught up in a wreck. Gotta love it
14.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Outshot them 40-14 and lose. Ouch for the Finns. Swiss goalie was a brick wall.
14.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And immediately they get called for tripping
14.02.2026 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 06-on-4 for Finland desperately trying to get a goal on the Swiss
14.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It really is just plainly true that in sport after sport there are instances of athletes who are clearly the best in the world for years at a time totally faceplanting in the Olympics.
14.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 105 🔁 8 💬 4 📌 0US women's short track have been cursed so far. Quietly having the worst Games of any of our teams that were supposed to do well.
14.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 09 skaters in the short track final later. That's going to be insane.
14.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck this guy
14.02.2026 20:54 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Of all the races in this world, that was one of them
14.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And don't think I've forgotten that "Loyal Women of the Bible" ad from earlier
14.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stop telling me to pray, Wahlberg
14.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup, that's ARCA
14.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you know how dogshit you have to be for *ARCA* guys to say "oh this guy's a fucking moron stay away from him"
14.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
That was kinda dumb, but that's about right. Broadcast all but completely missed the winning move and talked over each other at the checkered flag, which is also about right.
14.02.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I still have it on mute. I assume that was a cut tire.
14.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
