Peewee Ramone

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Nice Marner and Kämpf moment in the handshake line

Starting to suspect that Marner wasn’t the problem in Toronto

Pure relief from Suzuki after that post he rang in the 2nd

Ash Wednesday (1992)

Okay but when will it be the year of the Grass Mud Horse?

Historian of medicine here. Yes. Yes, they did.

Brewdog taking over Stone brewing’s Palace of Beer Hubris here in Berlin is a perfect illustration of their belief in their own legend. The guy who calls himself Beer Jesus couldn’t make it work, but surely that was because Stone wasn’t punk enough.

Hello! I’m in England! Anyone have time to Listen f2f over zoom to a rehearsal of jokes one-on-one? You will receive a Tshirt for your efforts! 10:30 am London time- (US 2:30 am pst, 5:30 am est)

For me, the coiling IS the kink.

"When Musk & Hegseth argue that a racially diverse nation is inherently weak, they're not returning us to some long-established American tradition from which we've recently strayed. They are, instead, parroting the exact same propaganda that Nazi Germany promoted against America during World War II"

Mark Stone looks like all 33 year olds used to look, back in the 70s.

Fun fact: if you wear one of these to the grocery store, the self checkout rings up a roast chicken every time you walk by.

Look, I enjoy Remembering Some Guys as much as the next person, but there’s such a thing as going too far. Sven Andrighetto indeed.

So I carved off a lean chunk of the steak before cooking it,

And made sure to set it on the edge of my plate, after I was done.

And then to look the other way. To let her steal it.

I got her her favorite thing, for her birthday -

Crime.

(Innocently picking a tattoo design off a wall where every other single design incorporates a swastika): This one seems nice!

Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy

I wonder what Deltalina is up to these days. Living the good life, I hope.

Neolithic Pig Cauldron floating in the woods

Can’t quite believe that someone named “Pius Suter” isn’t from southern Manitoba and, like, 85 years old.

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

A historian colleague of mine once blew someone’s mind after he asked “can’t you just look that up online?” and she replied “who do you think finds that stuff and puts it online?”

I hope the Spider-Man Noir series with Nic Cage includes flashbacks to when he first got his powers, just in time to deal with The Great Horse Manure Crisis of 1894.

“Sorry, we fired the guy who used to pay attention to what the president says”

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

gold medal skippity paps

No, wait, that’s salads. My bad.

Okay that was actually better than a goal

Finnish net is empty and we’re on hat trick watch

Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.