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Millbrae, CA Police Chief allegedly commuting to work from Idaho

C’mon man

Google AI: Who was the country singer that drank himself to death?

C’mon man, you’ve got to give me more to go on.

seeing halo on playstation must be what it felt like to see a mcdonalds in moscow in 1990

Especially since he was personally involved with Dragnet, aka the birth of mass market copaganda.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social Bill Parker series when

Many people are saying this

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Something something Vonnegut

To be fair, the latter guy also was a convicted fraudster.

Artillery shell exploded prematurely over California freeway during marines celebration

“That’s never happened to me before” remarked Secretary Hegseth.

Bari at least can write her hack editorials competently.

I’m not at all a New Yorker. Is this Staten Island-coded behavior?

Even the non-shitheads had to check on him after that.

Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcision to autism through Tylenol Kennedy and Trump have warned pregnant women not to take Tylenol. But medical groups continue to recommend the pain reliever for lack of proof that it's active ingredient acetaminophen causes autism. Bart Jansen USA TODAY

How does @theonion.com keep turning out gold every day when the real headlines are like this?

Why are the balls on the side?

Loss margin= very yes

It’s right there

Quiet Quilling

Claude AI logo

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Laura Loomer: The Most Optional Of All Americans

I would argue that standom specifically is going to have an us vs them problem with anyone trying to evaluate their work critically on any level, including but not limited to the sociopolitical.

“Jaykanda forever”, she added.

4chan: Not even once.

Good old Warner Brown

And he’s descended from the nobility!

It’s Grummz. He’d call her a DEI hire if she’d invented Pokémon.

It’s his best quality

This man has the grace of Gene Kelly

Due to Quantum Discourse Theory, making up a guy is literally calling him into being. Prepare yourselves.

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JK, I was born in 1982.