Cassander Blythe

Alligator surfboard

It was a misdial and I won the chance to reconsider calling my ex

That's what he gets for being made of meat.

From my experience as an alcoholic that quit it was 3 weeks or so before I noticed. I'd been at it for quite a while, maybe yours will be quicker. I've got a couple bio hacks that made a huge difference, feel free to DM if needed.

The air you're burping may well have been a dinosaur mouth fart at one point. Nature is so majestic.

Having to pay to feel normal sucks. They think there are 3 types of nic responders, hopefully you're the one that doesn't get addicted easily. It's not that great a buzz anyway. I need several vacations back to back.

Blueberry bath and strap on pillows gets you Violent Beauregard for Halloween if you carry a knife

If you're still trying to quit, salt nic hits faster and feels more like a cigarette ime. DHV is better than combustion for weed too. Sorry for the health commercial lol. Comes with the territory.

Did you notice your dreams being more colorful and easier to remember?

I yearn for the innocence of the 80s when tits meant yay and being evil was bad

Sturgeo would be a beautiful name for a land locked rock

I'll do the camel mellow snus on occasion, if you fall asleep with it in it'll trip your dreams out every time. I can see it making some people nauseous though.

Abracadabra I'm gonna freak out and stab ya?

Wow that's so familiar I wonder if I know your mom

Barb Arienne would be a beautiful name for a Goth gf

TIL I sweat like a pig all winter long

If it's for your resume I'd go with Dromedary Phalange. They like it when you're fancy.

Somebody make a citizens arrest and schedule a citizens court date

How long till they stop screaming

Dope rave boots bro

I don't know if he's scared of him or not, it certainly looks that way. I do know all the people assuming he's a narcissist have failed to consider his constant kow tow to the poot. Acting humbled on the world stage is not narcissism lol.

It's neat because their little heads are about the same height as the gas nozzle it's like tiny town cams to life

He's a good actor in that picture of him smoking

Crazy daisy sprinkler, now with extra foam!

Meaty ochre

I've noticed people are averse to a surprise puppeting no matter how much lube you use.

Sidesaddle, so I can tickety-tonk the spokes with a stick

Should've named him Cha +10. I didn't know he was that pretty.

New construction needs to be family homes so generational wealth can be accrued. In the states we need to rezone and repurpose the fallow shopping malls as housing.