serendipity's bones

I find it very difficult to breakdance under these conditions.

A very up and at 'em Ephiny minutes after a centaur baby was easily c-sectioned out of her body. We only get a quick-shot glance of the two of them together but the centaur baby is a terrifying mashup of a baby goat with a baby human torso where it's head should be. Absolute nightmare shit.

S1/e24 / Is There a Doctor in the House? / Ephiny has a casual baby centaur c-section no worries! she's up playing with hybrid baby 5 minutes later like nbd those hooves didn't kill me! also the baby centaur is not unlike a baby goat but is also supremely horrifying actually & I absolutely hated it.

a picture of a Disney princess level perfect pumpkin from a produce stand in Maryville, NY. the pumpkin is perfectly orange, squat, & would be a perfect carriage should you have a fairy godmother who does that kind of thing. The pumpkin rests on a wood table in front of a white plastic mannequin butt with some stones and a little Buddha head resting on top. There are also some end of summer pepper and tomato plants and the remnants of wildflowers in the pots on the porch railing. The sky is impossibly blue and the tree tops across the street are turning orange.

picked out our pumpkins last week & am realizing that my pumpkin is too perfect to do the thing i want to do & now i must procure a second taller, more bulbous pumpkin. 🎃

Coming from a place where we got in trouble for using that status, I would take this as a gift. Whelp... I'm apparently *indisposed*....so sorry cannot change this fact. 🤷 try me again tomorrow & we'll see what Microsoft says!

the moooooon 🌚

a side view of a skeleton guy, Skellboi23, sitting in a red chair. He is wearing a green shirt, blue shorts, and green chucks. A tv is on a table in front of him but he isn't paying attention to it but it keeps blah blah blahing. He is looking at his phone. There is a rag rig on the floor. We can see his text conversation: Skellboi23: ¡Hola,Poppy! / Poppy: ¡Hola!

¡Hola, Poppy!

Happy to send you one! I love sending these dummies in the mail!

A postcard sized drawing of a skeleton wearing a pink and purple gingham apron and holding a candy apple on a stick. She has a poofy blonde wig and really tried on the lipstick to look nice but her lips are thin these days. The caption says CANDY APPLES ARE BAD FOR YOUR TEETH.

Oct 4 /gingham. You can have the candy apple but take it from Skelly Mama: they are bad for your teeth.

A postcard sized candy corn with an alien slug looking at you and telling you that candy you like is coming back in style.

Oct 3 /slug. That candy (corn) you like is coming back in style.

A brown postcard with an ear of corn with green leaves and orange brown gold corn. The text says a (late) corn. The prompt was acorn.

Did yesterday's too why not? Acorn. A. Corn.

the prompt was kite so here is a brown-postcard sized quick draw of a ghost night-kiting a jack-o-lantern kite by the light of a full silvery moon. There are leaves on the breeze and text wraps the bottom right corner that says NIGHT KITING DESERVES A QUIET NIGHT.

Doing an art a day thing for October with some friends so I'm reopening my postcard project & mailing off these 5 minutes mini-arts to spooky comrades. Here is today's! Do you want to receive a postcard this month? hmu! 👻

what do you mean these beanie babies i’ve been saving for retirement aren’t worth shit.

they are using words like 'sparkling' & 'clean' to describe the bill & it sounds like an Orbit chewing gum ad but actually they are trying to kill trans people. (@johnfetterman.com will be remembered for chewing that nasty dirty gum.)

YouTube video by Huw Messie Chambered Command Interface

you have to watch this and i'm not kidding. headphones on.

every frame of this is *embroidered* and photographed. something wonderful is happening here at the intersection of the psychological and the physical.

Noisy, hungry frogs sadden farmer's life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt.

Become ungovernable

every time i see Stephen Miller speak, it only solidifies my theory that he is some incel's puberty monster that somehow escaped into the real world

I'm a single issue voter now, my issue: revenge

thank you for this. 🏰 👑 🦢

even Jehovah's Wittnesses allow beards now

stephen miller could randomly show up at basic training at ANY MOMENT 🧛‍♂️

yeah, that whole bit was a zinger. really warmed them up. 🤢

do they have enough jaunty sousa marches to play while these guys wait? this 🤡 is never on time & the murmer among them is becoming AUDIBLE the longer they wait

And thus, the only ones not involved in the plan for Palestine's future are the Palestinians. A genocidal country and its funder decide, to loud applause, that the genocide will go unpunished, the victims unheard, the land stolen, a future in the hands of the perpetrators only.

coming back to this, what are we even doing with this funding bill negotiation or indeed any budget at all?

If my cat could say one word in human it would have to be "PARKOUR"

a quick pic snapped in mayfield, New York. the sky is marble pink and blue-purple. some trees are silhouetted against the sky, some with leaves, some with leaves already gone. a yellow house is blurry on the left side and a perfect half-moon is also blurry but can be seen between the trees. the bottom of the picture is a paved country road.

i was working in westfield, ny tonight & hard agree! everything smells like grapes out there (so many grapes) & everything glowed peach yellow it was wild!

Brotha got bars #blacksky

Did Baba Yaga's house have a cloaca

my German teacher in high school had these very eyebrows & they are +20 scowl points

listening to Trump incoherently ramble for the last 30 minutes gave me a concussion