Harley Cliffhanger

A little ferret begging to be picked up

The ferret eagerly leaps into an open hand

The ferret clinging onto my wrist

little dude absolutely LIVES for uppies

At the core of this is the twisted and maladaptive belief that sex with a woman will somehow “fix” whatever they think is wrong with them. When the more obsessed they are about this, the less of a functional partner they become.

Noone can really control what we feel. But you can be not at fault and still responsible for yourself - to not allow your anger and grief affect others in an uncontrolled way. Noone should have to wipe your arse after you spray your explosive emotional diarrhoea all over them.

Right? Why let women choose what they want to do with their own lives? What a stupid idea. (Heavy sarcasm implied)

Tfw you have laboured all day and have freshly taken an everything-shower and done a sheet mask, and are now in your jammies waiting for your food delivery to arrive ✨

It sounded like she was sitting with another guy (potentially holding the camera) as well? What a weird unc 🙄

I won an absolute jackpot of points once by the simple prompt “table” (it was a shade of blue close to the one on my card)

Ahh Taronga in Sydney isn’t open-range, unlike the Taronga in Dubbo

@sparesidekick.bsky.social also reminded me there’s Taronga Zoo? We’ve been meaning to go for a while

Is the burgundy turtleneck some kind of political dog whistle lol. First Usha then Mamdani

Trump dressing like Mamdani

Y'all he's so desperate to be one of the "cool kids".

Someone’s been reading wattpad ABO smut lol

Honestly if she were like 23 or 25 I’d support her trying to stay with him through this, but at 19 she too young and has more to lose spending her youth nursing a man’s mental issues.…

Somehow I’m imagining you in pole dancing gear and those huge platform shoes as you Lil Nas X your way down the pylons

There’s also the Tower Eye, which is $30-90 depending how invested you are in the experience, but you can also have a view of the city from our balcony for the low price of not getting arrested 😂

Climb the Harbour Bridge? Not that I’m particularly fond of heights but some people have reported it to be enjoyable

In 3 years: Usha runs for democratic president against Vance

“I know exactly how to hurt her in the worst, most painful way ever, and I’m going to do it to rub in how I’m younger than her, ha ha! It will be hilarious.”

And funnily enough it does not actually mitigate your workload when you get back /sigh

Leave her alone and let her be happy and independent.

It was dismissive, misogynistic, and hypocritical. Any one of those would’ve riled me up but all 3 is unforgivable.

Yeah. Just have babies and be miserable. That’s the whole and only achievement of living. /sarcasm

Personally, I’m a fan of putting it in the Nutribullet first

What on earth

I want to scritch those ears so badly

My local govt phrase of the week is “pecuniary interest contravention” (fancy legalese for “you’ve been very naughty with money”)

Drop down menu of colour names. It reads Cigar, Cobra, Crocodile, Cuban Nights, Dandelion, Dawn, Dayrise, Eden

A pet peeve of mine is when shops list their colours like this in the drop-down filter. Like what on earth is “cuban nights”. Is it black? Dark purple??? Fuck if I know

Probably preaching to the choir here, but a friendly reminder this festive season to please be more discerning when purchasing your gifts, a lot of listings online are AI generated and represent stuff that don’t actually exist…

Coworker: my son did the cutest thing
Me: the kid with the rat?
Coworker: yeah. I asked for his xmas list, he said “a new water bottle & candy canes for (rat) Obi-wan.” I asked if he wanted anything for himself, and he said “I have Obi-wan”
Me:
Coworkers: are you crying?
Me: *holding back tears* no

“LED willow Christmas tree” as the name sounds, is buttload of string lights dangling off of a treelike base, and will absolutely get destroyed by any mobile feline within 20 seconds

Me: what d’you reckon Anyacat? Is this our Christmas tree?
Anyacat: eyes become huge