Scotty Beverage

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

Meanwhile

Swan Boy as Power from Chainsaw Man

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

If I was a Democrat in a state with a large THC beverage distribution market, I would be saying things like "Donald Trump and his Republican friends want to make doing weed illegal again."

Photo of MN THC beverages in front of the “Come and take it” flag.

Leave our breweries alone.

Driving in traffic is a dull and unpleasant chore and the only way Americans can escape having to do it all the time is by moving to one of three very expensive cities. This is bad and we should fix it.

THEY KNEW ABOUT EPSTEIN AND ASKED MS. RACHEL IF SHE WAS HAMAS.

This is the most insane shit. Epstein advised the Trump admin on how to discredit Kavanaugh’s accuser so he could get a Supreme Court seat? I’ve been losing my mind all day.

none of my favs implicated

What. The actual. Fuck.

A thing I wrote about Schumer when Mamdani won the primary and kind of thinking about it a lot the last two days

This will put more people out of work than there are coal miners. Insane

A cute little guy

Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...

“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

You can tell how much this got to him because his next tweet was to praise a movie lmao

Making some cookies

It would have been better to simply cave on day one than do this. how can you ask anyone to suffer through a shutdown ever again, if you can deliver *nothing*?

we're bringing back the actual definition of "emotional labor"

fuckinnn . thi,s inna blunt

Jesus Christ

this country is fucked. we're done. what's the point anymore?

Dance Yrself Clean by LCD sound system

Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07

If you read the terms of the package it’s a bunch of highly improbable goals Tesla could not reach in a reasonable time frame so this is literally just a “special boy wants attention” deal. Elon wants the press to report on it to “trigger” libs and look cool to his little rube followers

ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.

I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

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