Hank Hill BBL

large white & black cat cuddled against tan bulldog

they’re cuddling

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 7

I am not what you would call “attached to reality” right now but people at work keep demanding emails from me. love it

being on multiple psychiatric medications and having a cold/flu is awesome bc you are on The Most Pills of All Time and yet more insane than ever

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 19

love the bit in twin peaks: the return where bobby’s mom is like “your father saw this life for you….. he knew you would become a divorced cop who’s still pining after his ex wife with an estranged daughter who’s addicted to heroin. and he would be SO proud”

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 8

woman giving an electric toothbrush a one star review because she thinks its “EMF levels” are “unsafe”

lady who’s afraid her electric toothbrush is haunted by ghosts (?)

you love to see it

basketball game score: BOS 143 MIA 110

lmao owned

those weird rubber finger puppet monsters

reaching into my wallet to get a condom and pulling out one of these bad boys

@/EndWokeness: It is long past time to outlaw pornography. Not only are the penises too big, but each facial is a waste of semen that could have impregnated upward of 50,000 western women.

@/elonmusk: Condoms must be outlawed as well

Description of Magical Penis Wine: “Magical Penis Wine is a Chinese medicinal wine consumed to help with impotence. The name on the bottle translates to “God Whip Wine” with “Gecko Male Testicle Wine Treasure”. Other names for this wine can be called “Holy Penis Wine”, “Wine of God’s Penis”, “Wine of the Holy Penis”, “Godpenis Wine”, and “Three Penis Wine”. Another name for this wine is “Tezhi Sanbian Jiu” or “Three-Penis Liquor”. Tezhi Sanbian Jiu typically consists of seal, deer, and dog penises. The seal penis and dog penis are added for therapeutic reasons. The deer penis is added to improve your kidney health and strengthen your male genitalia.”

incredible ratio of hilarious names to fucked up contents

"How come nobody ever taught me about - " you are 38. the ball has been in your court for quite some time.

I don’t understand nathan fielder or the hold he has on 30-35 year old men who are addicted to Being Online

what was up with that time period in the late 2010s where Online Left type loser guys would defend jordan peterson by being like “no you don’t understand! I NEED a weird weeping misogynistic worm man to tell me to clean my room! yes I’m 25 years old”

Dracula is asking the public and experts to help recover all the young English virgins who have gone missing around Carfax Abbey

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 16

charlie’s mom from always sunny saying “money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now.”

me in my “performance review” meeting this week:

he’s a bulldog he’s not even supposed to have a defined neck what the fucj

2 1/2 hours in the emergency vet waiting room on a saturday night for the vet to tell me my meathead dog pulled a muscle in his comically muscular neck AGAIN

going back to work after 8 days off makes me feel like one of those feral kids who was raised by wild animals and can’t integrate into regular society

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 3, Episode 20

they just don’t make tv shows you can see with the lights on anymore

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 3

large tan bulldog with his face smushed into frankenstein pillow

large tan bulldog cuddling frankenstein pillow

bought him this frankenstein pillow last halloween and he barely touched it. found it again rearranging rooms a few weeks ago and now it’s his best friend

Wet Teamster Contest

max strus looks like a 30 year old guy who still wears his frat spring break t shirts

neither he or I like to sit in office chairs lol