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@bankruptbarry.bsky.social

Satirical YouTube channel that reviews older movies and makes fun of dumbass brocasters and grifters. If you’re a lame clout-chaser trying to get 5 million followers, please go away. https://www.youtube.com/@BankruptBarry

255 Followers  |  623 Following  |  111 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  2.1363

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The Disaster of Doctor Moreau (1996) — Starring Kilmer and Fat Brando
YouTube video by Bankrupt Barry The Disaster of Doctor Moreau (1996) — Starring Kilmer and Fat Brando

Gonna piss into the BlueSky void once more with our retrospective on John Frankenheimer’s disastrous 1996 clunker The Island of Doctor Epstein—I MEAN Moreau—starring Marlon Brando, Val Kilmer, Fairuza Balk, and Ron Perlman.

youtu.be/niNa9dE3p1Q?...

11.08.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Really hoping someone will ask this bot to write my obituary when I die next month.

10.08.2025 18:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Same!

03.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Gremlins 2: Joe Dante’s Secretly Brilliant Satire Explained
YouTube video by Bankrupt Barry Gremlins 2: Joe Dante’s Secretly Brilliant Satire Explained

I think @kingofallcosmos.bsky.social and I agree that @thejoedante.bsky.social should direct Gremlins 3 or else it isn’t REALLY Gremlins 3!

Anyway, here is our review of the 1990 sequel.

youtu.be/tEy7Bnunqi8?...

03.08.2025 22:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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30.07.2025 20:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Revisiting Point Break (1991): Dumb, Beautiful, and Brilliant
YouTube video by Bankrupt Barry Revisiting Point Break (1991): Dumb, Beautiful, and Brilliant

Our retrospective on Kathryn Bigelow‘s 1991 classic Point Break has fewer than 200 views. Much like Bodhi and Johnny Utah, we are truly living the dream 🔥🔥🔥

youtu.be/EDQCDDpMl48?...

14.07.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Return to Oz (1985): Walter Murch's Terrifying Pseudo-Sequel
YouTube video by Bankrupt Barry Return to Oz (1985): Walter Murch's Terrifying Pseudo-Sequel

Happy 40th anniversary to the batshit-crazy yet enjoyable Return to Oz, starring Fairuza Balk, Piper Laurie, Jean Marsh, Pons Maar, Nicol Williamson, and Brian Henson. youtu.be/qdrvRH7Ywv4?...

26.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re the king, Bauer!

21.06.2025 00:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!

Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!

I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

21.01.2025 17:27 — 👍 313    🔁 170    💬 54    📌 10
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05.06.2025 02:28 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rat Casserole, ready for action! 💪🏼

31.05.2025 04:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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28.05.2025 01:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I had a special guest in the office today...

20.05.2025 20:04 — 👍 175    🔁 19    💬 5    📌 2
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Child’s play! I can hold them shits for decades!!

20.05.2025 20:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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World Forestry Center’s Log Lady Pop-Up Has a Message For You In 1905, Portland held a four-month, World’s Fair-size celebration to commemorate the Lewis and Clark Expedition, unveiling as an attraction a log cathedral that housed exhibits on local wildlife and ...

Twin Peaks fans you are on notice! Portland's World Forestry Center has the Log Lady's log for a limited pop-up exhibition. And they're holding a Log Lady look-alike contest!

14.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 71    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 3
John Woo's Face / Off (1997): Dumber Than You Remember
YouTube video by Bankrupt Barry John Woo's Face / Off (1997): Dumber Than You Remember

I almost forgot to piss into the void once more with our retrospective of John Woo’s 1997 hit (?) Face / Off, starring Nicolas Cage, John Travolta, and heaps of corn.

youtu.be/LQAG8-F10ms?...

12.05.2025 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just had to pay respect to your Vanilla Sky ref. I dig!

11.05.2025 21:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Mother’s Day to the late Anne Ramsay, who gave us the one and only Mama Fratelli!

11.05.2025 16:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fiona Apple Quit Cocaine After An 'Excruciating' Night With Quentin Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson The singer said every addict should be locked in a private movie theater with these two filmmakers.

@theonion.com This headline should’ve been yours!

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11.05.2025 04:09 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Filled a Pringles can with ground beef, boom, it’s date night.

10.05.2025 16:19 — 👍 167    🔁 53    💬 10    📌 1
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10.05.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Anybody else at risk of losing their job as a direct result of these anthropomorphic anal warts? Ol’ Barry might literally become bankrupt as we #MAGA. I’m about ready to see if Canada has any vacancies.

10.05.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you seriously make this? Dammit, Neal! This looks like a million bucks/

09.05.2025 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t see any Neals or any Kings in here!

09.05.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Trying to join now!

09.05.2025 02:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@bankruptbarry.bsky.social this one is for you

08.05.2025 19:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The schmutz and the earwig scat actually made these phones run more smoothly! It was the golden era of cell phones, Neal! 😆

08.05.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Art of Justifying Evil
YouTube video by DarkMatter2525 The Art of Justifying Evil

I just posted this. In this video I talk about how people address the problem of evil and how that can relate to things like what's happening in Gaza. youtu.be/A6E7nHFsNsw

15.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 50    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 2
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NO, we will NOT be reviewing this bullshit! #jordanpeterson #chaosdragon #thecryinggame #ciderpoisoning #russianassets

28.04.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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