Justin

"Tradable asset out of any difference in opinion" just means "making money off social media engagement". That's it. Rage bait with a Paypal link. Which already exists. And it's already corrosive and everyone hates it. But yeah I'm sure this dude is a GENIUS VISIONARY

"They have yet to make an official toy of a certain character from this animated TV show--" OH WE CAN TOTALLY GET THIS 3D PRINTED AND THEN I'LL HAND PAINT AND FINISH IT

Regret to inform y'all that having a niece has only made my love for gift-giving even more robust and powerful

Spent multiple days working on just the engraved runes + details on mjolnir and it is RUNE-ing my hand

Y'all see the moon tonight? [exhales] what a bad bitch

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

The Segway killed its creator and birthed both hoverboards and those free city scooter things so. Quite a legacy

It'd be insane if you lost a title game not only just blowing a 21-0 halftime lead but because on the final snap with 4 seconds left, your opponent runs a trick play and scores a 100-yard rushing touchdown featuring the impossibly slow center running for 30 yards then accidentally lateraling it

Revisiting 1994's Little Giants, can confirm 8-year-old's Justin's review was accurate: it's pretty great. Former Heisman winner Ed O'Neill just tackled a couch cushion out a second story window + hit his nards on a branch on the way down. The next day, he's arrested for allegedly leering at kids

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

The number of times I've been forced to emphatically say "oh, fuck you" out loud to an inanimate app, website, or device in the last 12 months has skyrocketed

He's got a lot of feelings

This little slice of fried marshmallow is somehow 8 years old, as of today. All of these pics are from the last 12 months. He is somehow still certifiably as soft, sweet, and smooshy as he was when he was a baby. Perma-puppy Hamilton

Often, "we live in a simulation" is one of those takes/opinions that dumb people offer up to sound smart. It's fringe enough to seem edgy but none of these dumb-dumbs actually came up with it. They never have anything serious or significant or clever to add to it. We all saw the Matrix, settle down

I’m sure I’m being repetitive but this funny video, actually hits so many good bullet points, I am taking this post to remind myself to jot them down as a rapid fire answer to “why don’t you like AI?”

The effortless shift in discourse from people insisting that anything that isn't a white statue of a dead roman dude isn't art like 3 years ago to demanding that they be treated as visionary artists for typing" x-men mystique big boobs she's my girlfriend" into a prompt window

I had a tortuous dream where all my closest friends + family were inexplicably terrible but then I realized in the dream that I was trapped in a hyper-real horrible Mysterio-type illusion. When I woke up, I decided Spider-Man would be 100% justified in killing anyone who did that to him

I haven't seen anything from the new Beatles Anthology thing but do they mention that John Lennon was the best man at Peter Boyle's wedding because I learned that elsewhere this week and I'm very compelled

"we're brave, we're smart, we're strong, we're kind" is a Superkitties thing. Obviously. The Bingo bracelet actually was part of a Bluey bracelet set she got as a birthday gift last year but it exploded in the car so I saved the loose Bingo bead and just remade it. "Bestie" is self explanatory

'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022 Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

Someone turns 3 years old tomorrow so in addition to actual toys + fun stuff for gifts, I made her some bracelets

newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.

Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.

This is the power of vaccines.

The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.

Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!

If you enjoy watching or reading about true crime and how people DON'T get away with murder, this is a hall of famer. But again horrible and sad

A horribly sad story but also good grief

YOU PUT ME AS AN EARLY "BLACK FRIDAY" DEAL IN FRONT OF VANESSA!!!!!

I would say most major characters like Sam & Diane exist in all Frasier-verses. Maybe his time in Boston/at the Cheers bar is a Canon Event. And I think Cheers-Frasier was mostly (?) being honest about being an orphan. That could be a big distinction for Earth-2 Frasier: both parents passed by 1987

Hmmm. I guess it all depends on what we think Prime Frederick's sacred timeline is. I don't know if I buy the revival show's ideas as belonging in the Earth-1 timeline so yeah let's say Earth B or 1B

A pair of Snooty Columbos

My pitch: there's an Earth-3 Frasier where Frasier and Niles both become detectives because in THAT universe, Marty was the psychiatrist, Hester was the detective (maybe a PI) and the boys took after her (but are still haughty and uptight)

As someone once pointed out, the Frasier on FRASIER is Earth-1 Frasier, and the Frasier on CHEERS is Earth-2 Frasier.

In the Earth-1 universe, Frasier is the *Anchor Being*