Justin

Maybe next year

Now they're PRE-giving him the unearned "this was a different Trump" credit. It's as insane as confidently saying "He became the President tomorrow"

If the framing is "just over a year into [his] first term", why also explain that it was "during the first Trump presidency" at the end. We know. We remember from earlier in the sentence

The redundant use of "first" is literally aligned directly below the previous one, was that not a red flag

Not to be a nitpicking proofreader but. This is the *first* sentence of your article and it needlessly repeats itself. Are there no editors over there

Connected to the consciousnesses of versions of ourselves in alternate dimensions. And these other versions of me are psychically reaching out for help and all they get is my subconscious brain being like "it's okay, you're 40 and you already have the diploma in my universe. You can borrow mine"

I recently had one that was similar to most of my other stress college dreams but I realized in the dream that it wasn't happening to current me? Like it was another version of myself. So I've concluded these aren't dreams but fleeting moments where we're either connected to past consciousness OR

MechDonald?

So much storage

Found this toy at a thrift store today and first thought it was a Ronald McDonald themed mech and it's not but now I think it should be officially

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

www.reuters.com/article/us-u...

People seem to forget because god it feels like a millennia ago but. The first GOP primary that Trump ran in (Iowa 2016), he lost. And he tweeted that the caucus was rigged. His brain is just like this. And not because of recent dementia or a stroke or whatever. Since Day 1. TEN YEARS OF THIS SHIT

We were there to post, we didn't care that Yahoo/Verizon bought it and fumbled it as a moneymaking venture. Our friends were there and the GIFs still worked. The "is Bluesky relevant?" shit is for fuckin dorks, like being consumed with a movie's box office returns as a measure of creative success

Maybe it's me but you can always tell the people who came to the Internet to connect and those who came late just to make money. Literally was a badge of pride on Tumblr when we made the site so valuable it sold for $1 billion but then a few years later, it was sold for less than $3 million

Gonna start putting "World's 2nd Greatest Escape Artist" in my bio

My Valentine gift to myself* arrived. Spaceship.

(* My mom always gives me $20 for Valentine's Day and I'm required to buy something frivolous with it)

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

Absolutely.

Dibs on "Informer" by Snow

It never gets any easier -- I just get better at it, kid. </Han Solo voice>

Shout out to Hampton Comicon for another good time. The 757 will never fail us

Melted bloated Michael Cera ass

Throw this dude in a ditch

With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans In states that once focused mainly on health care and sports for transgender minors, debates now revolve around the validity of transgender identity.

The subheadline on this NYT piece is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like... this... is exactly what trans people have been saying was going to happen for years.

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, i...

A British grandmother with a valid visa detained by ICE for 6 weeks.

"So why did ICE detain her, and keep her locked up for so long? ICE officers are paid a bonus every time they detain someone. 'Individual ICE agents get money per head that they detain – the guards told me that,' Karen says."

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If it wasn't for that legal dept, Kia Sorento would be a killer Star Wars name.

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