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Allan Bloomfield

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Bankruptcy lawyer in Queens, New York. Old enough to have lived in several different countries, all of them called the United States of America.

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It has to do with something in the water in Flushing

30.09.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least we won’t have the Mets to torture us with two straight losses now.

30.09.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They also need people for whom the most important thing is something other than keeping their seat in the briefing room.

27.09.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who will they sell the millions of cars to?

26.09.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want to know is which Apple is the best for Apple pie. Notice how the iPhone capitalizes the word Apple.

22.09.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The donuts are usually stale so they dropped that part of the name.

23.08.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They wanted a Democratic version of Joe Rogan. No such thing will ever exist. What does exist is a Democratic version of Donald Trump. His name is Andrew Cuomo.

08.08.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Repubs would confirm a ham sandwich.

03.08.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t hock me a chaynik. My bube’s favorite expression

27.07.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I question everything they say. If they say this is MARK from… I asked them to repeat their name a few times. Then when they tell me where they’re from, I might ask them. Who is that? Why are you calling me? Where are you located? eventually you can get them to hang up

23.07.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alina Haba was unavailable?

19.07.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Aaron wherever you are.

14.07.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I go to the stadium, I’m there to watch the players. Not the owners. It’s the players that bring in the fans; they should get the money.

11.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could be.

09.07.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jewish geography

03.07.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you run again.

02.07.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is the over under time when she capitulates?

01.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I sleep in mine. Saves the effort of putting them on.

12.05.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we Democrats have our own Trump name of Andrew Cuomo.

10.05.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Left the door open. All the cats got out. Took me half an hour to get them all back in.

05.05.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I figured that’s what you were talking about.

02.05.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people call that Shabbos. I highly recommend it.

02.05.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Democrats just want to stay in the game. They’re losing and they know they’re losing, but they don’t wanna do anything. That’ll take them out of the game. I do not expect anything from any Democrat except perhaps AOC.

01.02.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why don’t you take over or buy or set up an insulin factory and sell it at coat?

30.01.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone tell Chuck that it’s hair on fire time.

28.01.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is hard to believe that they had a 50-50 vote on Pete Hegseth and in order to break advance has to vote and he’s not there. What happens if he doesn’t show up? How long do they wait for him? Will they wait all night?

25.01.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d say it’s more like pump and dump.

23.01.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And 4 points for a basket from half-court. (Five from the other foul line?)

18.01.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then it will be canceled. The tax preparation companies haven’t been paying their lobbyist all that money for no reason.

16.01.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would love to be the Downtown Cleveland correspondent.

14.01.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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