Johnny McNulty

who does this boer demon think he is

It's amazing how completely Go-Gurt has dominated being the go-to funny food. Before that, the funniest food was Tang, a drink. For centuries, you had to hope "rutabaga" would do the trick. We live in an age of wonders.

I'm not following UK politics but every headline I see is like "Keir Starmer Fights For Political Survival After Getting Plastic Bag Stuck To Head"

This could be even bigger than a boob.

The human impulse to feel like shit and just want them back

I think it's kind of endearing that Peter Thiel's biggest fear is that the antichrist will come to earth without being his friend.

Fallout Continues From Man's Fun Little Song

Time to play did this person do 30 posts in a row or did I accidentally click on their profile?

I think there will be less than six months between It Happening and "Trump Never Really Existed" becoming a popular right wing grift

There's been a lot of solid reporting from the latest Epstein dump but I think this is the smartest angle I've seen.

just think of how great the trials will be from a content standpoint. 20th Century levels of everyone watching the same thing. We will actually understand what other people are talking about.

"It is unclear whether Donald Trump, who rose to political prominence by being racist about Obama, was aware his account had posted racism about the Obamas."

White House: "You're stupid for thinking the video is racist. Also, it didn't happen. I mean it did, but it was an accident. Barron accidentally typed "more racism" into the AI prompt 24 times in a row."

I wonder if there is any connection between social media being less fun and reality being significantly worse.

AI has completely revolutionized how stock markets plummet.

this is how I was hoping to spend my life; constantly on edge, mistrusting every messenger, tensely braced and skeptical to guard myself from ever guilelessly being moved by, or god forbid sharing, AI

An article from Josh Barron, Megan McArdle, Ben Dreyfuss, and Ross Douthat: "We're All In The Epstein Files" (feat Ross Douthat)

I don't know if substack should allow suicide pacts

actually I do think people who sneak in here to become productive members of society should "get away with it."

Sure, the age of the unchecked billionaire has been a miserable failure, but maybe the age of the unchecked trillionaire will be better!

Maybe the billionaires just aren't rich enough yet yeah that's probably it

LITERALLY STORMFRONT WAS OPENLY INVOLVED FROM THE FIRST MONTH and people acted like I was being hyperbolic and nagged me not to “godwins law”

hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”

PSA: it is way too cold to put your hog on the ground

Musk: "Look, I said the invitation to Epstein Island was rejected. Who rejected it shouldn't matter."

take all of the billionaires' money and spend it on schools and healthcare and also a new Gawker

You just can't heighten this shit. You can't say "and then the President concluded his remarks by pulling a rat out of his pocket and slurping it up by the tail like spaghetti" because it would literally be an improvement over reality.

tax the rich until they can't afford corruption

okay Mike I am imagining it now what

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Never forget we are dealing with someone who can look you in the eye and say "that's great, I hear fantastic things" after audibly shitting