Johnny McNulty

Tilly Norwood is actually very useful as a medical tool to identify the soggiest brains in existence.

sorry to keep thinking about these irrelevant losers but it always blows my mind when people who grew up in new jersey are super racist. the NYC suburbs in NJ are some of the most diverse in the country. youre telling me you didnt feel safe in suburban New Jersey?

Apparently I'm in violation of NPSM-7

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It's cool how many news reports I'm seeing about impending federal layoffs and safety net cuts that fail to note that all of this is very obviously illegal.

You can tell the shutdown isn't a real emergency because Ted Cruz is still in the country.

I completely support shutting down the government but boy is it fitting that the first time Schumer and Jeffries have managed to do something was by doing nothing for good.

I don't believe in the Great Man Theory of history but I am increasingly coming around to the Colossal Dickwads Conjecture.

Hegseth: the military needs to be more like a frat that got kicked off campus

Trump: I need you to shoot New York

Stephen Miller: thank you for coming I look forward to firing everyone who didn't cheer

Besides everything else that's horrifying about this:

One reason to bring all the generals into a room to say "you need to shoot Americans" is just to see who frowns -- and then fire them.

Of all the lies this administration has pushed, "Democrats' rhetoric is too powerful" is maybe the most audacious.

History Student: (500 years from now) I don’t understand why their society collapsed. They had just invented 3D Doritos, everything was going fine

Professor: Some think the fall was caused by 3D Doritos

I think it would be helpful if DA Bragg charged a few of these assaults. If the agents think that federal law immunizes them for actions that would result in ordinary New Yorkers being charged, let them litigate it.

CHOTINER: Why would I be interviewing you?

ME: Well, people are doing this bit and I thought it was fun.

CHOTINER: And you wanted to participate.

ME: Yes.

CHOTINER: Do you have a new twist on it?

ME: No, I saw some good meta ones already.

CHOTINER: Did you at least make me funny?

ME: ...no.

I 100% believe Stephen Miller is sexual matador in the sense that slowly killing an innocent animal in front of a crowd would do it for him.

Was "PRO-ANTIFA" already taken?

Exactly, it's such a rush job! It won't make a difference if Patel doesn't get it for an extra 15 minutes! Slow down, be a professional.

Bullet casings with "ANTI-ICE" written on them in terrible handwriting

I don't know what FBI agent needs to hear this but you're allowed to take a deep breath and think for a minute before scrawling on bullets

Apparently, shooters these days don't have the attention span to write anything longer than bullet points.

Just filled out the Google Forms for the rapture, still some slots left

Street sign reading "NO SALT ZONE BEGINS"

I was gonna complain about being stuck in traffic, but

Earth is the only home to intelligent life we know of, but it's also the only home we know of for stupid life.

Trump at Kirk's funeral saying Charlie didn't hate his opponents and wanted the best for them — then says that he (Trump) does hate his opponents and doesn't want what's best with them, finally reiterating "I can't stand my opponent."

Remember: if a random on the Internet makes a joke you don't like, that's a symptom of deep problems on the left and we must endure 50 Ezra Klein articles as penance

If the leader of the GOP comes out and says he hates half the country, that's just a kooky guy and you're the jerk for generalizing!

The right: the left is celebrating Kirk's death

Also the right: this is our Reichstag Fire (positive)

Retvrn to VVoke

We teach that Nazis hated Jews, but really not that "can Jews ever be full members of society?" was a constant topic for the everything-is-up-for-debate crowd, just like trans identity is now, and so it wasn't a huge lift for the Nazis to move it to "and they're violent criminals destroying society"

This is, to put it as gently as I can, extraordinarily fucking scary and bad news!!!!

Every time I feel like I know a lot about the rise of fascism in Germany, I learn something new.

i got some good recs in this thread yall

Hakeem Jeffries' letter about this is gonna be worded so fuckin sternly