Jacob Marley's Chain

Well, it turns out almost all of the Republicans didn't believe in character either. See Bennett, William and his Book of Virtues lol.

Cannibalism is not ok

"A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants."

Bob Guccione Jr. hardest hit.

Can't have ruthless without ruth.

Politely smiling at woo nonsense turned out to have a death toll. Only question now is how high.

The only thing that could have saved these shitty towns was immigration and they said they would rather die.

Wow, I'm surprised anyone remembered Wild Palms in 2004.

Learn to fold - a burrito

It's not delivery, it's a depression.

Trump is uniquely terrible, but his supporters are the real problem, and they're not going to return to sanity after he's gone. They grow more crazy and detached from reality every year, with no end in sight.

Hillary Clinton said half of Trump's supporters were deplorable and irredeemable. She was only off by 3 percent!

Wow, I've never heard a Wheatus cover before.

They were too afraid to say buxom.

I still have 1000 free hours I have to use.

FBI Pauly Shore had more integrity than Tim Cook et al.

When the MRI comes back like this, it's time to put your affairs in order.

He's one of those guys who it's impossible to see his picture and not hear his voice.

She's gonna be super popular there.

Showing up was bad, giving the gift was worse, assembling the gift was a leap into the absurd.

And an incalculable amount of integrity and morality over what Tim Cook did today.

tim cook 1/6/21 tweet altered to say Trump should be given a gold tchotchke instead of being brought to justice

The stock market crashed in April when Trump brought out his chart and announced tariffs. Now that we’re pursuing the same policy without the fanfare, they’re fine with it. They just really hated his chart!

Buying is the easy part; it's the holding that's hard.

Whole Foods in general was a harbinger of the MAHA movement. Their libertarian co-founder doesn't believe in healthcare for everyone because all you have to do is buy their food to stay healthy.

Mysteries of the Unknown - Wikipedia

I haven't seen the show, but Mysteries Unearthed sounds like a tv version of Time-Life's Mysteries of the Unknown series that was advertised endlessly on basic cable in the late 80s.

He's never gonna love you, NYT

That could be read in two ways.

I think I get it now, thanks. So in the phrase "change in GDP", change is the key.