Jacob Marley's Chain

Not Steve Martin's proudest moment.

The scene Kelsey Grammer was born to play.

Not the first time I’ve seen “John Landis” and “murderer” in the same sentence.

"expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the united states of america" lol

She would like to speak to a manager!

Her staffers have been waiting for years for this moment lol. Probably an inexhaustible supply of these tapes saved up.

I have no idea what that means, but sounds bad!

If you work in retail and you see this person come into the store, you go in the back and don't come out until she's gone.

What is the point of being a creature of the night if you can't drink Coca-Cola and play Nintendo?

His tariffs raise prices and next year he’ll probably bribe American voters with checks which will raise prices again. It’s great news if you’ve ever wanted to pay 50 bucks for a hamburger at Carls Jr.

The last twenty minutes are excellent, though.

I expected Planet Terror to suck and when it totally didn't, and then the mid-feature trailers were even better, I thought, my God, when am I going to be able to go to the bathroom?? And then five minutes into Death Proof I was like, oh now's fine and I can get some popcorn while I'm at it.

He’s exceeded the recommended dosage - for a Kentucky Derby winner.

I went to fill up my tank after I saw the news lol

Fill up your tanks tonight, California!

Wow, that was even before his press secretary publicly made gay jokes about it.

I know you like Reagan, but his record on AIDS was dismal. It's not much of a defense to point out that almost every other national politician acted shamefully as well. The man was president!

Narrator: It was not a top priority.

Their other options are Ted Nugent and Staind.

Sure it's dangerous, but at least it looks like shit!

The New Party of the Working Man is at it again!

This is just a more expensive version of Good RX or Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs

a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom ALT: a man on a boat with the words take my money on the bottom

Where did you get this?

three elderly women are sitting at a table with a hamburger and the words where 's the beef Alt: where 's the beef? 80s wendy's ad

*Walter Mondale turns in his grave*

"You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables."

Hillary Clinton was bad at politics, but her math was solid.

YouTube video by CNN Why she tried to kill the president

In this interview, her soft-spoken presence eerily covers the still burning spark of insanity imo. I'd be interested in her browser history.

Ohh! I see. Thanks!

I got the shirt, but I was really locked in to the bottom of the bat idea. I think Fleer would have let this one slide.

That's what I thought. There's another Billy Ripken?