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Emotional support eyeball. (Crochet eyeball with neon green iris, and wearing a witch hat.)

Emotional support eyeball. (Crochet eyeball with neon green iris, and wearing a witch hat.)

Important side quest for mental health now hanging from my ceiling fan. Support eyeball? #FocusPocus pattern by @sammichstitches.bsky.social
#crochet #amigurumi

It's treason.
The United States Constitution, verbatim:
Article III, Section 3
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. [...]

B*tch (Oz, not you), I'm 60 and I already know I'll be working until I die. You can't even get max SS until 67. STFU, loser.

Thank you!

Still fairly new to bsky. How do you find these threads and follow them?

WTSLJ!

P.S. My lesson is that this is for younger hands. Still makes my heart happy to get one out!

Update: Haven't started the hat yet, but Gizmo (my cat) thinks the eyeball is delicious! ;) I didn't have have worsted white so I used chain-plied #10 crochet thread. Same with the pupil. Iris is worsted weight acrylic neon green. Stuffed with yarn waste scraps. Loving it! Thank you for the pattern!

Blep!

Teeheeheeheeheehee

I've had worse.

😆

I'm only 123 projects deep, but 'tis the season. I'm seeing a side quest in my near future, and I will post. :) <3

Yassssssssssss! Thank you!

omgosh I love these so much! Do you have a link to the wizard eye pattern?

I don't think I've ever seen so much hatred in one person's face as Melania's during the entire UN meeting. I thought I was the only one who loathed him that much.

and don't forget, I'm just guessing.

Strictly a guess on my part, but I'd think it depends on the winding/brake mechanism.

And the courage to cut the handwoven cloth, for starters! LOL

To be fair, that's probably the first place they'd try to fly the counterfeits.

I knit this shit with love. Handwash with love or you die. ;)

I'm only a meh knitter, but I def need similar tags for all my fiber works!

I'm a little sad I jumped the gun after they didn't renew the Doctor Who contract. Would have preferred to cancel for an actual non-monetary reason.
Honestly, I'm shocked Disney caved after all the legal messes locally that they circumvented.

I'm just wondering what "artistic" message he's trying to send with this particular water bowl pose...

Incorrect. Only his life matters to him.

I love this! Hoping some day to have this level of weaving skill.

And I just spied a couple of blue floats. Had to unweave and fix them, thankfully it was the last blue row. #weaving #frogging #rigidheddleloom

One of my favorite spoofs.

Two future washcloths side by side on the loom.

5 or 6 hand towels later and finally nearing the end of the warp, so making a couple of washcloths.

Whyever for?