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PRESENTS, LETS OPEN THIS SHIT UP. God Breathe Carolina had some HEAT but sucked at the same time.

Oh god the number of times I got a friend checking in on me because of lyrics from Devil Wears Prada and Saosin.

Then you must have, like myself, come from the age of obscure AIM away messages.

That was just every edgelord in high school quoting the songs nobody listened to from all the popular bands. “Cuts on paper hearts can be awful deep” dawg Mayday Parade beat you to it.

With all of the election results being called tonight, it feels oddly reassuring that we can prove democracy isn’t totally dead yet. Vance’s brother lost and a Muslim man won a major election in NYC on the day Dick Cheney died. All is not lost.

You know he’s crying looking up at us celebrating how great today has been.

From sunrise til late night, today keeps giving me reason to crack open the good liquor in all the best ways

I’m trying to go to bed but how is game 3 in the TWEFTH INNING RIGHT NOW. Also twelfth doesn’t even look like a real word wtf

Existential dread got me up past my bedtime

Working a Halloween event on my day off, could be a lot worse

Ain’t no excuse for this performance from the #jags today this is poop from a butt

What a terrible drive #jags

Campanile read this and was like “let’s do something nice”

Dawg I woke up early to be able to watch this Jags Rams London game, I’m gonna be insufferable today win or lose

Washed me fuckin wallet too god damn it lmao

Nothing quite like splitting your head open, going to a laundromat and having a beer at 10am to start the day it’s only up from here chat

JAGUARS pls help I’m being held hostage by a mediocre franchise

@justinthered.bsky.social

With my whole chest, fuck the Kansas City Chiefs

Yes all hail the billionaire musician

It’s MNF against the Chiefs so I have to likely be closer in proximity than I’d like to be than the person who just put this poop from a butt out.

That’s me tomorrow but instead of a double date, apple orchard and Lions it’s gonna be a 4+ hour tailgate with hundreds of belligerent people including local breweries showing up with kegs to give away free beer and the Jags.

Next time you think it’s a good idea to work a bartending double on a Saturday knowing you have to open the next day, no the fuck it’s not. Take it from me.

Dang I felt good when I took this pic this morning.

Careful this guy might call you an “anime tourist” for criticizing their appreciation for underage subject matter in what they york it to.

Jags getting the win against a team they haven’t beat in 20 years? What a day for the teal

Jags have completed a successful first half of a football game

Look at my boys go

Wow we might be a good team for once, surely I won’t repost later taking back these words #jags #duuuval

I got baseball on one screen and skate. on the other this is a good night