Michael Twomey

In fairness, my first thought was Devil's Advocate, but thats as much an Unhinged Pacino movie as it is Keanu's

hey man, sorry i was late to the wedding. i was watching videos of my favorite home runs.

Tony Stark didnt vote but authorized a few Kamala super PACs to keep Elon out of the White House

My year, the test site was all cheap folding chairs & 1 full Aeron ergonomic setup. Eventually we realized it's an accommodation for the *Any Minute Now* pregnant woman taking the test.

I'm sure she prayed hardest the baby wouldn't come, but we were all a close 2nd cause we KNEW test wouldn't stop

Whole thing could be done away with tomorrow if NY adopted diploma privilege - no exam; you graduate, you're admitted - but that's been an uphill fight for years

Its one of the things they drilled into us during bar prep - NY Bar wont stop for nothing. One instructor told a story of a heart attack and EMTs wheeled the person out past everyone as the proctors said "keep writing"

Before you see a hundred or so posts saying that Texas has issued arrest warrants for the absent Dem legislators, you should be aware that they are civil warrants issued by the House that are not effective outside the state

www.texastribune.org/2025/08/04/t...

The origins of Pritzker’s involvement began when the governor gave a keynote address to Oklahoma Democrats in June. Pritzker met privately in a “robust” meeting with the party chair to talk about the Texas redistricting, according to a person close to the governor. When Pritzker later met with Texas Democrats, he assured them they could come to his state and find support, including finding hotels, meeting spaces and other logistical assistance.

The Pritzker Khanate bids you welcome, Democrats of Texas

if mothership has no haters, I am dead

YOU: Shaq told me betting is easy, fun, & adds spice to the game

ME: Old Mr Petrillo, down the butcher’s? Yeah, nice guy. He’ll take your action if you say, ‘The Giants haven’t been good since Parcells’ - but his pal Matty - yeah - coke eyes - Free John Gotti bumpersticker - he does security..

back page: THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

Every so often I try to map out all the ways Pitt broke college football by winning this game and it ends up looking like Carrie's color-coded chart in Homeland

Pitt beating West Virginia in the 2007 Backyard Brawl

The Bronco Chase and subsequent OJ Trial was the beginning of the reality TV era of US society

Correcting misuse of "affect" and "effect"

@mets.com fyi

*cough*court papers too*cough*

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

I apologize for losing my shit but having a front row seat to the McCourts looting the Dodgers radicalized me. Loans against future season ticket sales to buy several mansions while fielding mediocre teams.

Once you see how these people operate you can’t unsee it.

Regular families can’t even afford to go to games. These are supposed to be civic institutions that belong to the fans. Without the fans these organizations are worth nothing.

Owners should be stewards.

I can’t be to the left of bluesky on this or I’m going to lose what’s left of my mind ☠️

Now that Hulk Hogan is dead can we agree that 'hell yeah brother' is free of his shackles & an excellent phrase to use when, for example, you see a quality dog

Not pictured: the Twomey Brothers in the super nosebleeds over 3rd base, jumping and shouting while also terrified of falling over the railing at the same time

Mike Lore: my last game at Shea 🥲

Screenshot of an op-ed from the Times, titled "Is It Time to Stop Snubbing Your Right-Wing Family?"

Betteridge is alive and well.

"I Have Friends In Many Places; Not Everywhere, Exactly, But A Lot" - DiplomatHive

gasp

If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who or Transformers

LETS GO METS