she charlie on my kirk

now that my house is down to a breezy 85 degrees I am feeling so good I am liking everyone's instagram stories

constantly mixing up barbara walters and joan rivers

someone is having awful diarrhea at the horsegirl show rn

Susan B(utthole) Anthony

wore light wash jeans for the first time in maybe over a year & got asked out by a man at work while wearing them....coincidence i think NOT, i will exclusively be wearing my uniform (all black) henceforth

so true queen

mfw a band asks me what the boston music scene is like

a band this week decided to smoke cigs INSIDE OF A VENUE sir it's not 1995 & this place is city owned

i love him

literally you don't have the wax your legs if you just pull your leg hair out when you're nervous/having a normal conversation/deep in thought (dont diagnose me)

they're letting me schedule insta posts now do you think i'll get in trouble for this caption about a brass band

just in case i shit my hat every day, +1 for good measure

i know everyone was worried that I wouldn't bring enough black beanies for my weekend away from home but nothing to fear, I'm bringing 4 which should be just enough

yeah I tickle the ovaries

she ave on my maria

loosely la goose uh

I STILL STAND WITH WOKE!!!!!!!!!

infinite jest(er)

infinite gest(ure)

lefty loosely laduca, righty heidi aphrodite

skee bee bop ba dee dop bop skop skee dop

Edward Allen Poe