Discredit the pubis!
04.02.2025 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Scheduling surgery for my deviated rectum
31.01.2025 06:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hey, Margaret! God, here!
Sorry about your period and shit.
Best,
God
29.01.2025 21:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Whoever brought these deviled eggs to this orgy completely stole the show.
29.01.2025 18:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you know that Luigi Mangione's entire manifesto is just the lyrics to Sister Christian by Night Ranger?
29.01.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just had my face and genitals ripped off by a chimp again.
28.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
One time I met Osama Bin Laden at a Burger King in Halifax.
28.01.2025 06:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My memory foam mattress has dementia.
28.01.2025 03:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One of the craziest coincidences in my life is that everyone I've ever "eaten out" was named Nick Nolte and none of them were Nick Nolte.
28.01.2025 01:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My perineum is straight vibin
28.01.2025 01:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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