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Lovely internet-sona far away from the disgusting meatzone

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how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes

11.02.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1080    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

These changes will do nothing to keep anyone safe. As long as you can send messages to people at all, all this will do is further erode our liberties while making it dangerous to actually access adult content. Tech companies cannot be trusted to keep your information safe from breaches and leaks.

11.02.2026 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, there's no reason to trust these guys, or any tech company frankly. We've been through lying about AI and lying about NFTs and lying about Pivot to Video and lying about data leaks and lying about- they just lie.

11.02.2026 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

highly doubt any of this is true for the record. they said the same thing about UK and Australian age verification and i know people in their forties who discord couldn't infer were of age. don't buy it

11.02.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 832    ๐Ÿ” 437    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Iโ€™m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

02.02.2026 19:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11619    ๐Ÿ” 3741    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 184
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31.01.2026 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1448    ๐Ÿ” 636    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

relevant again ig

28.05.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1019    ๐Ÿ” 455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them dโ€ the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them dโ€ the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born Americanโ€ is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them do unt-โ€œ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, โ€œDOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!โ€ A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. โ€œSTOP RESISTINGโ€ one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born Americanโ€ is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, โ€œdo unto others as you would have them do unt-โ€œ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, โ€œDOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!โ€ A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. โ€œSTOP RESISTINGโ€ one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born AS A WHITE Americanโ€ is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. โ€œDo untoโ€” uhโ€”โ€œ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. โ€œShit, need to finish this before my next shift.โ€ he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. โ€œI shouldnโ€™t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rentโ€

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born AS A WHITE Americanโ€ is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. โ€œDo untoโ€” uhโ€”โ€œ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. โ€œShit, need to finish this before my next shift.โ€ he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. โ€œI shouldnโ€™t have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rentโ€

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born as a RICH white Americanโ€ has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. โ€œdoโ€ฆโ€ he says, โ€œโ€ฆyou ever feel like youโ€™ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that youโ€™ve lost what makes โ€˜youโ€™ you?โ€ He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, โ€œMr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.โ€ โ€œOk,โ€ says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a comic titled โ€œwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ€ The text โ€œโ€” and he was born as a RICH white Americanโ€ has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. โ€œdoโ€ฆโ€ he says, โ€œโ€ฆyou ever feel like youโ€™ve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that youโ€™ve lost what makes โ€˜youโ€™ you?โ€ He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, โ€œMr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.โ€ โ€œOk,โ€ says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.

a quick comic about jesus

21.01.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1770    ๐Ÿ” 516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Doug TenNapel tried to get me fired from a job because he namesearched on Twitter and saw me lamenting finding out he was a gutter bigot. He was my childhood hero btw

24.01.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 987    ๐Ÿ” 196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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AYOOO !!

19.01.2026 19:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 121    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

I keep laughing every time I remember Dark Kegel Trick. Logging onto the deep web to find the forbidden tguy discord where they share the Murder Testosterone, Vile Packers, and Dark Kegels

21.01.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:

- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home

22.01.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 768    ๐Ÿ” 499    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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Lizstar's Giant Yuri List

Enough people showed interest that I'll make it public: my GIANT LIST OF YURI*

*note, not all of it is yuri but its basically all queer in some way

This is an unfinished database, with tags and my thoughts on every Yuri media I can remember experiencing.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

17.01.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screen

pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screen

settings menu option circled

settings menu option circled

content and media menu option circled

content and media menu option circled

autoplay videos and gifs toggled off

autoplay videos and gifs toggled off

to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off

18.04.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1344    ๐Ÿ” 1189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

13.01.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5179    ๐Ÿ” 1750    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

yeah

06.01.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 871    ๐Ÿ” 366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled

09.01.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2047    ๐Ÿ” 788    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass

09.01.2026 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2037    ๐Ÿ” 799    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Drew Mario and Luigi from memory. How'd I do?

10.01.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 601    ๐Ÿ” 198    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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TTWZN : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive The Twilight Zoneย  ย Original

found all 156 eps of The Twilight Zone on archive.org for anyone else who associates New Year's Eve with the yearly Sci-Fi Channel marathon archive.org/details/TTWZN

31.12.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 224    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been

Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been

A message for you all to carry through the year

01.01.2026 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9917    ๐Ÿ” 4006    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77
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rich people after moving to Austin:

01.08.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4858    ๐Ÿ” 1267    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90
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60.

13.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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54.

16.07.2025 09:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 608    ๐Ÿ” 345    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16
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Game: Mega Man 7 (1995, SNES)
TAS Author: McBobX
Source: tasvideos.org/6092M

14.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 589    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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03.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2833    ๐Ÿ” 1399    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.12.2025 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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finally heard this line in killer7 last night and pointed at my screen

30.12.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 582    ๐Ÿ” 266    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a bill the benefits Trump and Project 2025.
If Democrats want to be fighting Trump, the last thing they want to do is pushing bills that are a part of Trump's agenda and the Republican plan to turn American into a fascist state.
Why do establishment liberals keep giving Trump ground?

12.12.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 608    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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