how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
11.02.2026 15:05 โ ๐ 1080 ๐ 117 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 3@dumpressa.bsky.social
Lovely internet-sona far away from the disgusting meatzone
how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
11.02.2026 15:05 โ ๐ 1080 ๐ 117 ๐ฌ 35 ๐ 3These changes will do nothing to keep anyone safe. As long as you can send messages to people at all, all this will do is further erode our liberties while making it dangerous to actually access adult content. Tech companies cannot be trusted to keep your information safe from breaches and leaks.
11.02.2026 21:01 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yeah, there's no reason to trust these guys, or any tech company frankly. We've been through lying about AI and lying about NFTs and lying about Pivot to Video and lying about data leaks and lying about- they just lie.
11.02.2026 18:46 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0highly doubt any of this is true for the record. they said the same thing about UK and Australian age verification and i know people in their forties who discord couldn't infer were of age. don't buy it
11.02.2026 18:43 โ ๐ 832 ๐ 437 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 2Iโm sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
02.02.2026 19:24 โ ๐ 11619 ๐ 3741 ๐ฌ 147 ๐ 184relevant again ig
28.05.2025 01:05 โ ๐ 1019 ๐ 455 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 3a comic titled โwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ The first panel shows Jesus standing on a bombed-out street. Several drones are flying into the distance. Jesu says, โdo unto others as you would have them dโ the text is partially obscured by an american bomb. the remaining panels are blank.
a comic titled โwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ The text โโ and he was born Americanโ is added in red. In the first panel, Jesus with a hamburger is standing on a city street. He says, โdo unto others as you would have them do unt-โ he is cut off as four operatives with guns and mismatched tactical gear tackle him. One tells, โDOWN ON THe GROUND ASSHOLE!!!โ A drone circled overhead and an unmarked van pulls up. โSTOP RESISTINGโ one of the masked men yells at Jesu who is already on the ground with his hands behind his back. More men, drones, and vans arrive. Finally, the scene is mostly obscured by vans and masked men jumping out of them. From back where Jesu was being held, multiple gunshots ring out.
a comic titled โwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ The text โโ and he was born AS A WHITE Americanโ is added in red. Jesu stands on the city street with a burger. โDo untoโ uhโโ he says. He sits on the burb and eats th burger hurriedly. โShit, need to finish this before my next shift.โ he also has a cigarette and is distracted looking at an assortment of things on his phone. He gets up and heads inside the building. โI shouldnโt have bought that burger now how am I going to pay rentโ
a comic titled โwhat would it be like if Jesus came back today?โ The text โโ and he was born as a RICH white Americanโ has been added in red. Jesus, shaved and in a suit but still with a burger, stands by the window inside of a skyscraper. โdoโฆโ he says, โโฆyou ever feel like youโve changed so much about yourself in pursuit of wealth that youโve lost what makes โyouโ you?โ He sighs and looks out the window while eating the burger. From behind him, someone says, โMr. Christ your private helicopter to rich pedophile island has arrived.โ โOk,โ says Jesus. He is gone in the final panel and a helicopter is flying away in the background. He appears to have smeared the remains of his burger on the window before leaving.
a quick comic about jesus
21.01.2026 23:02 โ ๐ 1770 ๐ 516 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 3Doug TenNapel tried to get me fired from a job because he namesearched on Twitter and saw me lamenting finding out he was a gutter bigot. He was my childhood hero btw
24.01.2026 22:57 โ ๐ 987 ๐ 196 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 5AYOOO !!
19.01.2026 19:25 โ ๐ 121 ๐ 85 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 19I keep laughing every time I remember Dark Kegel Trick. Logging onto the deep web to find the forbidden tguy discord where they share the Murder Testosterone, Vile Packers, and Dark Kegels
21.01.2026 12:56 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Things I learned in the '21 TX freeze:
- looser clothing keeps you warmer (sweatpants > yoga pants)
- put a sheet OVER your comforter on your bed
- drape a sheet around drafty doors, roll a towel on thresholds
- keep curtains and blinds closed
- use one or two rooms, close up rest of your home
Enough people showed interest that I'll make it public: my GIANT LIST OF YURI*
*note, not all of it is yuri but its basically all queer in some way
This is an unfinished database, with tags and my thoughts on every Yuri media I can remember experiencing.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
pointing at the hamburger menu icon in the top left hand corner of a mobile bluesky app screen
settings menu option circled
content and media menu option circled
autoplay videos and gifs toggled off
to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
13.01.2026 17:06 โ ๐ 5179 ๐ 1750 ๐ฌ 65 ๐ 66yeah
06.01.2026 21:50 โ ๐ 871 ๐ 366 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 24I ran into him in dealer's room and I fucking cackled
09.01.2026 00:13 โ ๐ 2047 ๐ 788 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 6The best cosplay at the mega man gathering is easily Gutsman's Ass
09.01.2026 18:13 โ ๐ 2037 ๐ 799 ๐ฌ 32 ๐ 21Drew Mario and Luigi from memory. How'd I do?
10.01.2026 02:41 โ ๐ 601 ๐ 198 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 4found all 156 eps of The Twilight Zone on archive.org for anyone else who associates New Year's Eve with the yearly Sci-Fi Channel marathon archive.org/details/TTWZN
31.12.2025 17:20 โ ๐ 224 ๐ 96 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 1Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been
A message for you all to carry through the year
01.01.2026 06:32 โ ๐ 9917 ๐ 4006 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 77rich people after moving to Austin:
01.08.2025 17:57 โ ๐ 4858 ๐ 1267 ๐ฌ 130 ๐ 9060.
13.08.2025 17:47 โ ๐ 162 ๐ 71 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 254.
16.07.2025 09:08 โ ๐ 608 ๐ 345 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 16Game: Mega Man 7 (1995, SNES)
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finally heard this line in killer7 last night and pointed at my screen
30.12.2025 00:10 โ ๐ 582 ๐ 266 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0This is a bill the benefits Trump and Project 2025.
If Democrats want to be fighting Trump, the last thing they want to do is pushing bills that are a part of Trump's agenda and the Republican plan to turn American into a fascist state.
Why do establishment liberals keep giving Trump ground?