Michæl 🐩

Should give her snout a Boo!-p(er) imo

Today's OHNY: Livonia Shop

I'm moving to London at the beginning of 2026 and the three things I can't get there that I'm gonna miss most are legal gummies, American-formula Pepsi, and chicken parm

Tweet from ultra-racist Councilwoman Vickie Paladino: "Why does Zohran just pathologically smile like a lunatic for absolutely no reason at all, always?"

fellas, is it jihad to enjoy being alive?

Open House New York continues to be the gem of this city. Got to tour the MTA 207th Street Yard this morning.

Chunkier Reese Witherspoon could have saved him if only he'd allowed her to

None of those say Michael Finley

A true pizzahead!

Yeah that’s definitely Cuomo having a mental health crisis all right

Cuomo's favourite pizza is Gaby's in Hollis, a place I'm unfamiliar with; normally I'd give an Italian the benefit of the doubt but photos make it look unexceptional, also fuck Andrew Cuomo. I can't find what Sliwa's favourite is but I bet he knows ball, at least with regards to old school places.

If you think the problem in this city is that my rent is too low, vote for Andrew Cuomo.

If you know the problem in this city is that your rent is too high, vote for me.

Same. And also with the app.

Can't argue with that tbh

The second hour of the NYC mayoral debate isn't televised?? Why would any candidate agree to that

Cuomo saying Mamdani isn’t a real Democrat when he himself left the party to run as an independent because he lost the Democrat primary to Mamdani is truly something.

The contempt for New York voters displayed by most candidates is unfortunately mirrored by most of the local media

I gotta say: this just isn’t an issue worthy of the first 20 minutes of a mayoral debate.

bsky.app/profile/pete...

Gonna be sad if this guy doesn't show up to the debate tonight

Excited to see how high we can push it after the inevitable Adams and Jeffries endorsements

I forgot we (sorta) did this discourse already bsky.app/profile/itsa...

Kander and Ebb would like a word on behalf of Mr. Sinatra

“Um, I thought you might be worried … about the security … of your shit.”

George rolling in his grave

Quote stating: "To apply the policy consistently, we updated the competition-gender field for all transgender members to match their sex assigned at birth," Andrews said. He added that trans athletes barred from competition were offered suicide prevention resources.

Gotta feel SUPER confident that you're making the right choice if you feel the need to voluntarily offer suicide prevention services alongside it.

Case 1:25-cr-00244-SLS Document 69 Filed 10/16/25 Page 1 of 2 CO 109A - Rev. 3/2010 UNITED STATES DISTRICT AND BANKRUPTCY COURTS FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA UNITED STATES OF AMERICA VS. Civil/Criminal No.: 25CR244-SLS SYDNEY LORI REID NOTE FROM JURY Judge, We have reached a verdiet. Date: 10-16-2025 Time: Q1: 35 pm

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA : : : Case No. 25-CR-244 (SLS) .... VERDICT FORM As to the charge of Assaulting, Resisting, or Impeding Certain Officers, we, the jury in the above-captioned case, unanimously find the defendant, Sydney Reid: X _Not Guilty Guilty Foreperson Signature 10-16-2025 Date

lol.

LMAO, even.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

MAIL RAIL FOREVER

It's so easy to find a vehicle that women do in fact like, though