Alex Johnson

They were so young!

The Postal Service version I hope

My wife enjoyed Detroiters, but we watched Friendship before introducing her to I Think You Should Leave. She was angry and confused and I’m banned from picking shows for awhile…

Sacre Bleu and Gold!

Gritty wearing the Pope Vestements

Still excited for Benny to put it all together. So much potential

Bonum

Crashing the Boards Room

An evergreen post. LewJack!

This was very good

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👋just a random follower, but the company I work for has a remote "Integrated Marketing Manager" position. *Great* place to work. Best of luck

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FWIW, it kept my 7 year old’s attention the whole time, I stayed awake and even laughed at a few bits, and JB was entertaining! Not a movie I would pick, BUT a fine Sunday matinee with kids. Plus sour patch kids…

airsick lowlanders

King of the Hill "The Wind" soccer kit

An cartoon basketball with arms, legs, and a smile, taking a stroll with “Shoot Your Shot” beneath it

Shoot Your Shot

Looooove the shirt choice

Go birds

Let’s play around with cosmic distances shall we? Because I don’t think the human brain can actually understand it. But I’m gonna use rice, and say 1 grain = 10,000 miles (~16,000 km).

That means the circumference of Earth is just under two and a half grains. These contain all our lives 🧪🔭 (1/n)

Red text from a status page saying "Bitbucket Cloud is hard down"

You and me both Bitbucket bitbucket.status.atlassian.com/incidents/t5...

Some of my friends think it's crummy that Mrs. Claus never has a story other than being Santa's wife, so they've taught their kid that it's Santa Claus and Dr. Claus—she's a professor of arctic studies with a lab at the North Pole, which is how she and Santa met.

[The 7 year old, randomly doing pushups] daddy, if this is too easy for you, you can do this

[transitions to one handed pushups] and if it's still too easy, do this

[pushups with a clap between each one]

[me nodding as I finish my cookie] yeah buddy, sounds great

👋 I’m *an* Alex Johnson, but not *that* Alex Johnson. Much better writer than me!

Daughter to Santa: “I would like a sizable donation to my 529.”

Me, just out of Santa’s view: [Thumbs up, beaming]

It brings me no joy to report I’m no longer on the ceiling

So excited!!!

I will feed the dog while felonies and coverups are happening

My Life As a Homeless Man in America An extraordinary firsthand account.

This story knocked the wind out of me and i hope esquire paid this man.

www.esquire.com/news-politic...

About to go into Kroger the night before Thanksgiving for Starbucks (the wife) and hot cheetos (the daughter). AMA

It arrived early! So excited to read @skamille.bsky.social’s new book!

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