Are they a true CUSA powerhouse? Or more a feel-good story?

I'm terrified and excited.

I'll probably be chuckling about this all day now. Thank you.

Indeed.

What are your demands?

I'd always heard that the typical golfer was a stickler for following the numerous rules and customs of the game.

This reputation may have been overstated.

"Queen's blessing" is marvelous phrasing.

He also leaves his doors unlocked, "just to be safe."

Vance and company had a big meeting to discuss strategy and this is what they came up with.

One of the tougher inventory object puzzles.

Classic case of Betteridge's Law

And MAGA loves Epstein conspiracy theories despite their boy being the single most-implicated celebrity. Truly a bizarre timeline.

The third to last word being the punchline feels just right.

Trump usually backstabs his friends and allies. His front-stabbed Canadian Conservatives.

The people who clicked all three boxes are some interesting folks.

Even their thoroughly unrealistic fantasies are deeply unappealing.

The funny part is the fix is easy. Trump declares victory, ends the tariffs, doesn't talk about them for a bit, then everyone else ends their tariffs and all involved breath a sigh of relief.

I'm gobsmacked by the number of people who see some obvious scam, identify the scam for what it is, and then buy into the scam.

"Oh good, they're doing a classic pump-and-dump. I want in on that!"

Is haggling still a thing at car dealers? My last time in one I found a good deal, but my (mild) attempts at haggling got completely stonewalled by the saleswoman.

Tariffs and adding territory seem to be coming straight from Trump himself. At least I don't know which enablers would be pushing for them.

So this is the big Blue Sky I've been hearing so much about.