Wisconsin's Final Dad's Avatar

Wisconsin's Final Dad

@finaldad.bsky.social

Sole remaining father in all of Wisconsin Also former engineer. Now full time shit remover. He/him

3,959 Followers  |  443 Following  |  6,612 Posts  |  Joined: 22.06.2023  |  1.9085

Latest posts by finaldad.bsky.social on Bluesky

He feels so unique because he isn't old as hell and isn't a corporate husk

11.11.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Be careful! Those salty snacks are to get you to buy more drinks!

11.11.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

10.11.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4065    ๐Ÿ” 917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
Preview
Message Chuck | U.S. Senator Chuck Schumer of New York The Official U.S. Senate website of Senator Chuck Schumer of New York

Donโ€™t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him heโ€™s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately

10.11.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Are real Major Major Major Major situation

10.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can tell the private operators are rich because you didn't call them squatters despite them not paying rent for years

10.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does it hurt your hands when you shove words into other people's mouth or are you practiced enough that it no longer hurts?

10.11.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was pretty cold while barechested in my backyard...

10.11.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The core of complaint is that the bottom 10th percentile are not even remotely getting paid enough. A few extra crumbs is not progress when someone needs a full loaf a week

10.11.2025 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They shouldn't call it cOFFee. They should call in cONee

10.11.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, this happened yesterday (don't factcheck)

10.11.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It clearly IS negotiable. We're not children that you can bold faced lie to

10.11.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Old joke:
If a genie gave Democrats three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then wish for something they think Republicans might like.

Old joke: If a genie gave Democrats three wishes, they'd negotiate down to one, and then wish for something they think Republicans might like.

10.11.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1713    ๐Ÿ” 560    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.

Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.

The best part is they don't even read the summary from where they grab the graph.

10.11.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your "fighting" is complete capitulation. Resign immediately and have nothing to do with politics again

10.11.2025 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.

Wage rates remain insufficient for individuals and families working to make ends meet. Nowhere can a worker at the 10th percentile of the wage distribution earn enough to meet a basic family budget.

Dude, you didn't even read the summary. You just grabbed a graph

10.11.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in mamdaniโ€™s america they teach Alโ€™Gebra in schools

10.11.2025 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you burn down capitalism then build capitalism, you're just going to end up with capitalism again

10.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In some good news, my governor will actually fight to feed people

10.11.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Here's my statement:

Eat my entire ass you simpering worm

10.11.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly you're on par with a doctor now

09.11.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Long story short. Uber is a stupid company and mass transit can do everything Uber does but better

09.11.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thinking about an Uber ad where they say the line, "No one wants to walk six football fields to watch a game".

That's only 1800 feet AKA 69.8% of a mile. If you can park that close for a Packer game for free, you remember that spot and keep it as a family secret.

09.11.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

09.11.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1220    ๐Ÿ” 301    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Me kicking off my streaming American Truck Simulator:

Welcome to my special interest, mothertruckers!

09.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got 3/4th of my followers from such a skeet. It fundamentally shook my conceptions of popularity

09.11.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Being passive aggressive and I'll be more passive aggressive back.

Oh you say, "Someone should pick up that wrapper somebody dropped" while maintaining eye contact?

I'll say, "Someone shouldn't have eaten my arsenic laced lunch" as I stare directly into your soul as you descend into hell

09.11.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.11.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My wife: You finally bought an ice cream scooper

Me: What? No...this is for making burgers

09.11.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That there is one healthy baby

09.11.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@finaldad is following 16 prominent accounts