Wisconsin's Final Dad

No

This baby could handle so many MGDs

Got myself a reminder to do that every 3 months

i'm your liberator, bro
don't need to worry about that last guy who was oppressing you
what a dick that dude turned out to be huh
haha crazy
hey, quick question, where are all your resources?

<Arnold smirks>

Arnold: EAT FRESH

<Baddy 1 is absolutely obliterated >

<Arnold stacks the pile of footlongs on the counter and Baddy 1 approaches the counter>

Arnold: I have one more special sub for our special customers

<Arnold hoists up a massive sub>

<Baddy 1 reaches for the special sub but recoils when he notices the shotgun barrel sticking out of the buns>

<Baddy gang all cheer with approval. Give each other sick high fives>

<Arnold dons his Subway uniform with grim determination and walks behind the counter>

<Arnold professionally makes each sub to the specific request of each Baddy as they jeer him and throw random junk at him>

<Hot Lady is nervous and uncomfortable>

<Arnold places his hand on Baddy 1's shoulder>

Arnold: I'll make your sandwich. On the House.

<Baddy 1 is afraid but trying to reassert himself>

Baddy 1: Alright big guy, but they better be footlongs and for my whole crew. We're awfully hungry!

Ineffective Manager: We don't want any trouble here folks

Baddy 2 repeats what the Ineffective Manager said in a mocking tone

<Baddy 1 notices one of the Subway employees behind the counter is hot lady>

Baddy 1: Have her make me a sandwich then

<the Baddies gang cackle>

Scene: Subway in a Walmart. Group of baddies waltz in and start harassing some elderly customers.

Ineffective Manager: Oh jeez, you can't be doing that. We're a family establishment.

Baddy 1: Oh yeah, I've got my family right here.

<opens jacket to show guns>

Today I learned that apparently I'm the weird one for remembering the meaning of every word I read and looking up their meanings when I find a new one?

Ryu loss screen with a cop, caption reads "you didn't have to shoot me 13 times. I can't actually shoot fireballs dude, damn"

What if Marx? But kawaii

Oh dang buddy, you'll get him in the next round

I do love the Halo that's closest to when I was twelve...

I watch all the major celestial bodies rise every day but it's not a competition

Oh dear, that's one big billet to fiddle around with. I'm guessing we're dealing with some tight as hell tolerances to boot

I thought Bond was more a repeated identity rather than a singular person

Now if anyone says something you don't like it was clearly intended for Schumer instead.

"Oh you're breaking up with me? You must have confused me with sitting senator Chuck Schumer!"

Well, well, well... If it isn't the predictable consequences of your actions

He feels so unique because he isn't old as hell and isn't a corporate husk

Be careful! Those salty snacks are to get you to buy more drinks!

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

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Don’t forget to send Chuck Schumer an email to tell him he’s a fucking loser and he should resign immediately

Are real Major Major Major Major situation

You can tell the private operators are rich because you didn't call them squatters despite them not paying rent for years

Does it hurt your hands when you shove words into other people's mouth or are you practiced enough that it no longer hurts?

It was pretty cold while barechested in my backyard...

The core of complaint is that the bottom 10th percentile are not even remotely getting paid enough. A few extra crumbs is not progress when someone needs a full loaf a week