Wisconsin's Final Dad

The bacon grease on popcorn is also concerning

Frame from Rambo with text "This film is dedicated to the brave farmer's market stands of Martha's Vineyard"

Had to fact check that this wasn't just a very good shitpost

I keep forgetting his dad was so italian that his name was fucking Mario

If you stare into the abyss, it'll tell you to buy my self-help guide for $10.99 a month

Is it too much to ask that someone evil dies for my birthday?

I saw you and I gnashed my teeth

Them chompers are for eating people

The moon laser aren't going to power themselves!!!!

Instantly downloaded to Footpedia

Oh shidt!

It'll only save you if you bake it in the oven

Why do we need vaccines when I can jab myself with random needles?

bluesky is dying follow me to make it die faster!!!

Just cut to the chase and call yourself a vodka sommelier

I thought those were drill bits and was thinking that that was one tough potato

The quest for knowledge is dark and the light is dim

Okay, you're going to need five dead bodies and the souls of at least ten more. Now it gets tricky because you're going to need some virgin blood of a hot assed 24 year old...

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes bosses

This post is in honor of the soup I forgot was being cooked in the microwave

Then god dies that day

I'm a dumbass that so happens to be very smart

Hell yeah I will

bsky.app/profile/fina...

The name is on point

Only when I don't work the next day but also it hits me like I'm 90 pounds

I know my ass is going to get arrested in Montreal for taking a right turn on red

I mean, with medical bills these days, it's practically self defense!

Going to eat too many Breadsticks