Ryan 📸

Dave Chappell Roan

The further we get from the release of Hotel California, the creepier the lyric “we haven’t seen that spirit here since 1969” becomes

A haiku for you today:

The homeless man, with
a New Yorker tote bag, jerks
off on the N train

Who are “they”? I dunno.
Also it should be age 27, or the end of the work day

I think if you make it to age 40 they should give you a million dollars

Screenshot from Episode 4 of Severance season 2. This joke was stupid, sorry

Who up scissoring their cave rn

trans rights forever

just pulled 3 white hairs out of my head... this must be my first step in becoming a milf

Bekah, you're so pretty. I would love to lay my head on your lap while you tell me way-too-detailed summaries of Naruto story arcs

Can't believe this didn't work. Still not over it

Tornado watch over… let’s get some coffee I guess?

So how’s San Francisco doing this lovely morning (the whole city just got woken up by a TORNADO WARNING????)

The neck pain is so bad I ordered a theragun while still at work

Uh oh. The bouncer just checked my ID for waaay too long (he did a triple take) because I didn’t look like my photo.

I guess I need to get a new ID.

I have been informed that this is one of the themes of the book. I claim oopsies your honor

If my name was Elphaba I would a bit cunty too

a screengrab that says "Trump Transition" with the word transition underlined in red. This is such a shitty joke, I'm sorry

orange face and pronouns

does everybody know about my favorite website, the embroidery tips page that forgot to close its <h3> tags

Men with higher education, greater alcohol intake, multiple female sexual partners, and higher frequency of performing oral sex, had an increased risk of oral HPV infections, linked to up to 90% of oropharyngeal cancer cases in US men. The study advocates for gender-neutral HPV vaccination programs.

This reddit title is definitely implying something

An ad on a website that reads "Gorillas can't learn drug therapy... but you can." There is a very realistic gorilla in the ad giving you side-eye. At the bottom of the ad is a logo for "Top 250 Drugs."

This got through the adblock, don't know how to feel

Dumpling Home

It’s not a dumpling house, it’s a

This cat is looking at me like I’m a b-movie protagonist and they’re my dead wife I keep having flashbacks about

bahaha yes

Reason for request: too ill to chill

requesting time off, hope this works

A group of chicken portraits in a sumi-e painting style

My coworker has a bunch of chicken art on their wall and I was reminded of @erikahall.bsky.social’s fantastic chicken.pics website

Decided that rather than watch the debate, I am going to watch the internet watch the debate

Get you a city that can do both (sweat your tits off with no AC, freeze your dick off with no heating)

accidentally texted the wrong number today, so I did what any sane person would do (aggressively apologize then block them)

Where did my Sunday go? I just read Annihilation in one sitting. What a ride

Tried explaining “the animal needs enrichment” thing to my therapist and he went “ha ha, sure….” then started scribbling furiously in his notebook

guys that wasn’t supposed to happen