@adamguyguy.bsky.social
Fish fry cook. He/him and be cool.
The state of this union is coital, thank you America
24.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder what their healthcare provider's term is for it, if not something like "you did what? Sounds like idiot shit that ain't my fault lol"
22.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes + a wasabi listerine strip
21.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, his subclass swaps notwithstanding, I think he's mostly just struggling with being part of an adventuring party due to being a Big Dumbfuck
21.02.2026 17:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.
14.02.2026 08:09 — 👍 9944 🔁 3258 💬 122 📌 182I wish to return to the Grey tower
20.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah!
20.02.2026 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The lord tames the lust of aspartame
20.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never been easier to do anything that might be of interest, really
19.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Im sure this observation has been made, but thats different than ot being brought up while the scene is on the TV as Im getting ready to go to work and they're gonna be there with the cats after I run out the door having taken a poop on their morning rewatch
19.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sad start to the day: blurted to my partner that I thought Elle's boyfriend at the beginning of Legally Blonde looks like Pete Hegseth.
19.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This reads like a monologue from The Motherfucker With The Hat
17.02.2026 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lol look what you did lmao even
16.02.2026 17:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking why tho?!?!
13.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Time to figure out Hannah New Hampshire one-liners, which I still need btw
09.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Slumber squad
08.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gorgeous
08.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got me feeling like ALL 3 of those sisters
07.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fauch buoy
07.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alt text for these pics would be more effort than the spoon (?) men had put into them
07.02.2026 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Part, cools: a loser has been beckoned to sashimmy themselves to the mobile
07.02.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0H E S L A S H H I M
06.02.2026 04:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dad ?
05.02.2026 00:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is where I want internet culture to go back to and summarily stop, thank you
04.02.2026 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Too many people on Bluesky think that relentless expressions of despair are a sign of intellectual sophistication.
04.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 2986 🔁 458 💬 16 📌 294All media should be publicly or worker owned
04.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 1541 🔁 272 💬 26 📌 13I can't turn my head from a neck knot and am enamored by 8 Oz soda cans too man, let me in the fucking billiards room with the cool grand kids
03.02.2026 02:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Did not inhale" coded
02.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0KA-ME-HA-ME-HYUK!
29.01.2026 23:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
