Louieresang

a dog places its paw over a woman’s mouth as she appears to be speaking

"Shhh… This is the best part of the song."

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That’s a lot of dad jokes right there.

I failed a history exam, stood-up my girlfriend and accidentally bought a packet of figs today because I'm terrible with dates.

Eww, why am I seeing American political posts on here? Eww.

thanks for announcing your upcoming leave of absence from social media I promise *everyone will be waiting anxiously for your return
*NOBODY GIVES A FUCK

Sometimes you just need a hot chocolate.

My nipples itch. Does the mean somebody is thinking of me?

Marner wearing a full face mask. Respect.

Losing followers on here is just so depressing. I mean why your standards so high.

You don’t know my boyfriend. He goes to a different app.

It was the LMFAO of times, it was the FAFO of times.

I never would have imagined that most of adulthood is just being asked over and over to take a moment to complete a brief survey.

🤣🤣🤣

Who called the feminine product brand "Always" instead of "Periodically"?

I still don’t get it and I have to avoid all references to my favourite sports teams.

Looking back over my life I think the thing I'm most proud of is knowing the difference between lose and loose.

Ngl

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If at first you don’t succeed, download 17 more apps.

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I like to slap cheese against my tongue like it’s a dick.

Lol! Tau. ❤️

I told a video game dog that I loved him. In case you’re looking for someone who has their life together.

Sorry I said I must have Covid when I tasted your mom's cooking

That’s the best weekend!

Schrödingers Sarcasm: where I am either mocking you or being totally serious, depending on whether or not you have a fucking sense of humour.