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I'm Darrell. I exist.

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Glad to hear that the broadcasters apparently consider Booker a "young gun". The man is ageless.

16.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seattle's punter should have been named MVP.

09.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Lindsey*
typo, erg

08.02.2026 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AUUUGHHH! I wanted to see Linsey Vonn at least finish. After all she's been through. Ugh.

08.02.2026 11:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm glad to have a veteran first baseman, but the Dbacks went too far. I mean, Carlos Santana played at Woodstock, for fuck's sake.

03.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys

Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/

02.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4104    πŸ” 463    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 24
A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

31.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17072    πŸ” 2624    πŸ’¬ 191    πŸ“Œ 143

Love to hear the Zona Zoo get loud in Tempe. #BearDown

31.01.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All true statements.

27.01.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it

21.01.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 18099    πŸ” 4384    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 96

A lot of foods in ads look unappetizing, but a halved bacon cheeseburger resting guts-down in a pool of cheese seems a particularly terrible dining experience.

18.01.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Arizona Basketball is really really good. Tell your friends.

18.01.2026 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sushi: Momo no Hana in Apache Junction AZ. Tenderest, best salmon sashimi.

Burger: A&W in Montreal. Didn't expect how good it would be.

McDonald's: deluxe chicken sandwich in Discovery Gardens in Dubai.

16.01.2026 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd say that Bobby Hurley wearing a "GUARD U" sweatshirt on the sidelines is as insulting as taking "BEAR DOWN" from us, but it doesn't make any sense. James Harden doesn't make ASU "Guard U". Steve Kerr, Sean Elliot, Mike Bibby etc on the other hand...

15.01.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, darn. The Holiday Bowl didn't go my way, but it was a good season regardless. Now it's Basketball Mode for the next few months. #BearDown

03.01.2026 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously, check it out -- it's about the 1850s birth of our telegraph network told through the lens of an intensive viewer of Home Improvement. Bois always hits, and this is a stand-up triple.

31.12.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great Paul Harvey moment with the William Thompson reveal at the end of John Bois's excellent Fool Time series. It's on YouTube; find it and watch it.

31.12.2025 07:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron

28.12.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3169    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 137    πŸ“Œ 50
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Reading the @lostincult.co.uk Outer Wilds book is great because every three pages I'm like "well yeah I guess this is the best game ever made"

27.12.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 719    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1
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Thank you, I agree.

24.12.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm pretty sure that @thefamouspaul.bsky.social hasn't played Outer Wilds, but he kinda captured it perfectly as Randy Savage. Also, PLAY OUTER WILDS IT'S THE BEST VIDEO GAME EVER MADE.

23.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, yes, as long as Ketel Marte is NOT mentioned in any way.

21.12.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Based on how quickly we watch the newest episodes, here's my current ranking of recent shows:

1. Pluribus
2. South Park
3. Jeopardy!
4. The Amazing Race
5. John Oliver
6. Jon Stewart
7. The Floor
8. The Chair Company
9. Alien: Earth

All great, but we haven't been super keen to finish last two.

12.12.2025 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I thought my AZ Wildcats were going to the Holiday Bowl.

07.12.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here’s the thing. If you see foreign populations and their attendant culture, music, food, politics, issues, celebrations as a PROBLEM and not a tremendous ASSET in your life, you’re not just bigoted but you’re also deliberately choosing a more boring life.

02.12.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TAS restaurant

TAS restaurant

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

28.04.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3666    πŸ” 1653    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 9

Yay! Bear down! It's always nice to beat the Devils.

29.11.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#BTFD

27.11.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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#FFAA #Thanksgiving #ClassicGilbert

27.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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