Darrell Johnson

Yes, I know he's been a fairly reliable QB sneak for us this year, but it still feels weird.

So I'm watching my team play against the Colts, and Jacoby Brissett is on MY team? OK fine life doesn't matter.

Yep

If you live in a country that was built by the non native inhabitants & think we should get rid of immigrants, you are selfish & most likely a racist fuck face.

I am a Nals fan. This was about as infuriating as I've seen. Even worse than the Dennis Green game.

Sorry, Mariners fans -- you have a lot of Arizona folks pulling for you, and we all know that we are cursed.

Whoa! Andres Munoz with a CRAZY grab! (I'm rooting for Geno Suarez this month, so go Mariners.)

Aidan Hutchinson wearing the Swiss flag on his helmet should grant him access to the neutral zone

I'm a pretty big AZ Nals fan, but I highly doubt I'd recognize Greg Zastudil in a crowd.

What I'm saying is, sorry, Nals, you're my second screen this afternoon. Beat the Niners, but please send all your good vibes toward DTPHX.

Up early, I looked back on yesterday and felt a sense of relief that the Dbacks won on a day that UofA and Ohio State football took the week off. No distractions, just September baseball.

Goddammit. This game used to be fun. I think SF hitting Blaze was unintentionally the best thing they could've done in the ninth. We'd better explode in the bottom of the 11th...

NINE SCORELESS INNINGS from Brandon Pfaadt! We gotta walk 'em off right now -- he outpitched a first-ballot HOFer today. #Dbacks

Pfaadt has been pitching a GEM today. Let's get him a run or two, please? This game, man... #Dbacks

Funny how if you've watched enough baseball, you can tell in the first inning that you're gonna watch a pitchers' duel. Pfaadt has been locked in from the jump, and Verlander has been Verlander. Palms are sweating.

Corbin scores on a walk-off swinging bunt. Great win. #Dbacks

Not gonna watch, but I'll vote for you during commercials as I watch the Dbacks game.

Augh, FINALLY! The Nals defense had to stop, like, three drives in one in that last minute. Sheesh. All's well that ends well, I guess. #Nals

That drive was a perfect encapsulation of what it's like to be a fan of Kyler Murray. #Nals

Blue Jays vs. White Sox:

When I lived in Orange CA, my neighborhood was riddled with presidential names, which of course isn't uncommon... But I lived on Clinton Drive, which was named long before Bill came around. Just an odd coincidence there.

BLAZE!! We get an awesome robbery of our own! #Dbacks

Dbacks fan here. All I could do was tip my cap. Hell of a grab. Damn.

Buckeyes win! Diamondbacks win! Wildcats win! Today was a great day.

The show changed its title to just Two Guys and a Girl because the pizza place was a diva, so the network fired it.

🎶 And she drives an old bus
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶

Nals fan here. I get it.

Hoo boy, it's nice to end a game with a walk-off. Thanks, Lourdes!

The Rockies have a guy named Warming Bernabel playing first base. Warming Bernabel. He's the Van Lingle Mungo of the 2020s.