@bust2nut.bsky.social
mpls hack-of-all-frauds i will not take this app seriously whatsoever
Happy Birthday to those who celebrate
17.06.2025 23:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you started a FAMILY? you sick fuck! you fetishist!
03.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if u kill a horse and keep hitting its dead body, amazing things will happen
02.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
he's not fucking around
29.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0luckily, there is a family guy :)
29.05.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0need a lanky guy and burly guy duo to be my henchmen and call me "boss" in a brooklyn accent
26.05.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0big piano fell on my head and replaced my teeth with piano keys
18.05.2025 19:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0avengers endgame turns 57 years old this year
18.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0and then i told that asshole "you are a disingenuous so-and-so, and i shan't engage any further. good day, sirrah"
18.05.2025 07:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0consuming an ominous, glowing goo from a big metal barrel
18.05.2025 04:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bet
18.05.2025 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you gotta be so enamored with a woman that it kind of fucks your life up to a degree
18.05.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if anyone needs me I'll be looking at instagram reels after jacking off or eating a sandwich, haven't decided yet
18.05.2025 02:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if better call sall took place in 1500s:
"ye better call saul"
lana del ray should have married me instead
14.05.2025 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bro u good? u haven't been sending me any memes lately
13.05.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0why you say like this
09.05.2025 20:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0getting physically kicked in the nuts repeatedly for $14.99/mo
08.05.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the good lord giveth me 100 dollars
08.05.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look you miserable gooner, best i can do is a scroll of invisibility for 180 seconds, and if you interact with anything, you WILL decloak
07.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is the green m&m single? does she only date other m&ms? just wondering for like canonical reasons haha
07.05.2025 15:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you cannot actually cook a chicken in lava I'VE TRIED IT. OK? THEY JUST INCINERATE IMMEDIATELY.
07.05.2025 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm in your credit cards in the RFID chips
07.05.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0all of my crashouts have been justified
07.05.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0burning an entire hectare of rainforest to generate an image of a fox girl with massive jugs
04.05.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0sending reels and tiktoks to reset all my friendship timers
03.05.2025 15:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0come, let us lay bricks, my friend
02.05.2025 22:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*bursting into my son's room* "THE JELQING WILL STOP ✋️"
30.04.2025 02:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[alert] your hoes have been stunted on
28.04.2025 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
27.04.2025 04:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
